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| MatV... |
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On Sep 22, 5:35 pm, Greg Mossman <moss... at (no spam) qnet.com> wrote:
Quote: On Sep 22, 1:47 am, MatV <spammat.v... at (no spam) gmx.de> wrote:
Hey, if we took half of your Guantanamotainees, would you take half of
our migrationally challenged youths?
Screw that, if we take the youths, you have to take our rednecks. At
least youths can still be educated. Old nasty rednecks are stuck
permanently in their filthy ways. I'm sending Scott and Curtis to you
on the next boat. Please find them a nice trailer near a swamp.
Scott can live off beer, but you'll need to slaughter a few hogs every
day for Curtis (no need to cook them).
They are welcome any day.
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| Brad... |
| Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 3:52 pm |
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"Scott" <nunya at (no spam) bidneth.com> wrote in message
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| "Brad" <bradleyden at (no spam) spammail.com> wrote in message
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| > Talk all you want about guns and no guns, the guys with the guns make
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| > If we weren't there the car would have been stripped out within hours.
| > Mobile squad is there now sorting out. They're the ones with the M16's
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| Don't mean to be thick, but what is a pumpie?
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| I am assuming it is a shotgun.
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Pump action shotgun. Ideal for the bush we were in.
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6° 43.5816' S 146° 59.3097' E WGS84
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| Brad... |
| Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 4:04 pm |
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"Scott" <nunya at (no spam) bidneth.com> wrote in message
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| "Brad" <bradleyden at (no spam) spammail.com> wrote in message
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| > Talk all you want about guns and no guns, the guys with the guns make
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| > If we weren't there the car would have been stripped out within hours.
| > Mobile squad is there now sorting out. They're the ones with the M16's
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| Don't mean to be thick, but what is a pumpie?
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| I am assuming it is a shotgun.
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Deadly weapons everywhere and they should be banned. Office girl came in to
work yesterday and asked if I had a spare bandaid. I asked why and she
raised her skirt to show a bloody great chunk of meat missing from her outer
thigh. Really nasty wound.
It was inflicted by the 1st wife of her boyfriend that she now has a child
with. They had an altercation during which the wife bit her. Went on like a
pit bull and removed the chunk of meat. All teeth should be extracted and
only rubber false teeth allowed. Restaurants could hire out stainless steel
ones for the duration of any steak meal and only mince would be sold in
butcher shops.
The bite was a real incident as I had to go and buy the medical supplies to
treat it which weren't cheap. It was the day before payday so the office
meri was broke.
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6° 43.5816' S 146° 59.3097' E WGS84
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| Scott... |
| Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 6:08 pm |
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"Brad" <bradleyden at (no spam) spammail.com> wrote in message
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Quote: "Scott" <nunya at (no spam) bidneth.com> wrote in message
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| "Brad" <bradleyden at (no spam) spammail.com> wrote in message
| news:h99iou$1l6q$1 at (no spam) adenine.netfront.net...
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| > Talk all you want about guns and no guns, the guys with the guns make
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| > If we weren't there the car would have been stripped out within hours.
| > Mobile squad is there now sorting out. They're the ones with the M16's
| Don't mean to be thick, but what is a pumpie?
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| I am assuming it is a shotgun.
Pump action shotgun. Ideal for the bush we were in.
Amen.
Also ideal here in the states for almost any situation. |
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| Greg Mossman... |
| Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 6:10 pm |
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On Sep 23, 5:08 pm, "Scott" <nu... at (no spam) bidneth.com> wrote:
Quote: "Brad" <bradley... at (no spam) spammail.com> wrote in message
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"Scott" <nu... at (no spam) bidneth.com> wrote in message
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| "Brad" <bradley... at (no spam) spammail.com> wrote in message
|news:h99iou$1l6q$1 at (no spam) adenine.netfront.net...
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| > Talk all you want about guns and no guns, the guys with the guns make
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| > If we weren't there the car would have been stripped out within hours.
| > Mobile squad is there now sorting out. They're the ones with the M16's
| Don't mean to be thick, but what is a pumpie?
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| I am assuming it is a shotgun.
Pump action shotgun. Ideal for the bush we were in.
Amen.
Also ideal here in the states for almost any situation.
No kidding. Homeless guy asked me for a quarter, I flashed him my
pumpie, he moved on. Old lady in the 15-only express lane at the
supermarket had 16 items, I flashed her my pumpie and she had a
stroke, so I stepped in front of her. Went back to work at the post
office, boss yelled at me, shot him up with a few blasts from my
pumpie. Ideal. In fact, I'd broaden your statement to say that the
pumpie is ideal in the states not just for "almost any situation", but
for any situation period. |
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| Scott... |
| Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 6:16 pm |
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"Brad" <bradleyden at (no spam) spammail.com> wrote in message
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Quote: Deadly weapons everywhere and they should be banned. Office girl came in
to
work yesterday and asked if I had a spare bandaid. I asked why and she
raised her skirt to show a bloody great chunk of meat missing from her
outer
thigh. Really nasty wound.
It was inflicted by the 1st wife of her boyfriend that she now has a child
with. They had an altercation during which the wife bit her. Went on like
a
pit bull and removed the chunk of meat. All teeth should be extracted and
only rubber false teeth allowed. Restaurants could hire out stainless
steel
ones for the duration of any steak meal and only mince would be sold in
butcher shops.
The bite was a real incident as I had to go and buy the medical supplies
to
treat it which weren't cheap. It was the day before payday so the office
meri was broke.
Christ Almighty Brad.
Watch that one, human bites can cause infection like nothing else, as I am
sure you know. |
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| Greg Mossman... |
| Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 6:17 pm |
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On Sep 23, 5:40 pm, Bob <Crownfi... at (no spam) verizon.net> wrote:
Quote: In article <h9e60j$1b4... at (no spam) adenine.netfront.net>, bradley... at (no spam) spammail.com
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near the traffic rotary?
In California, traffic rotaries would certainly be ground for
brandishing the pumpie. They'd never try to put on in L.A. proper,
but the wisened Jesuits that control my nearby locale of Claremont did
put one in, at least for a while. Confused Californians got so fed
up, they almost rioted, but fortunately the Jesuits backed down before
the citizenry had to reach for their pumpies and they replaced the
"rotary" with a red light. Suburbanites love red lights, make them
think about the old days when, well... never mind. In any case, the
new "red light" district in Jesuit Claremont has a much larger
following than the old rotary club.
My favorite "rotary" (to keep on topic) is the traffic circle in
Bonaire that everyone on the island comes to love or hate depending on
how you interpret the arrows painted on the ground. What most
tourists, and seemingly all locals, fail to realize is that when the
arrows are pointed against you, you're supposed to stop like a stop
sign before entering the circle. Of course you're also supposed to
only drive 25 km/h which is even slower than the damn donkeys walk, so
no one pays either regulation much heed unless the cops are sitting
there with their blue lights flashing. Bonaireans and visiting divers
could sure teach L.A. drivin' Jesuits a thing or two. |
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| Bob... |
| Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 6:40 pm |
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In article <h9e60j$1b4e$1 at (no spam) adenine.netfront.net>, bradleyden at (no spam) spammail.com
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near the traffic rotary? |
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| MatV... |
| Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 4:19 am |
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| hobb... |
| Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 5:53 am |
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Scott wrote:
Quote: "Brad" <bradleyden at (no spam) spammail.com> wrote in message
news:h9e60j$1b4e$1 at (no spam) adenine.netfront.net...
"Scott" <nunya at (no spam) bidneth.com> wrote in message
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| "Brad" <bradleyden at (no spam) spammail.com> wrote in message
| news:h99iou$1l6q$1 at (no spam) adenine.netfront.net...
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| > Talk all you want about guns and no guns, the guys with the guns make
the
| > rules.
| > If we weren't there the car would have been stripped out within hours.
| > Mobile squad is there now sorting out. They're the ones with the M16's
| Don't mean to be thick, but what is a pumpie?
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| I am assuming it is a shotgun.
Pump action shotgun. Ideal for the bush we were in.
Amen.
Also ideal here in the states for almost any situation.
Agreed, especially the situation where it's shoved up your arse.
Amen. |
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| Grumman-581... |
| Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 9:27 am |
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MatV <spammat.voss at (no spam) gmx.de> wrote in news:7f749193-54a8-4d8a-b3dc-
386941ed248c at (no spam) l31g2000vbp.googlegroups.com:
Quote: Hey, if we took half of your Guantanamotainees, would you take half of
our migrationally challenged youths?
Awh, come on... We know that the Germans know how to deal with these
scumbags... Well, unless your history books do not go over what happened in
WW-II...
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| Grumman-581... |
| Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 9:31 am |
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"Scott" <nunya at (no spam) bidneth.com> wrote in
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Quote: Don't mean to be thick, but what is a pumpie?
I am assuming it is a shotgun.
Yeah, I was kind of wondering about that initially, but from the rest of
the post, I think he's talking about a pump action shotgun...
Or it could be some sort of sex toy... Don't ask, don't tell... <snicker>
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| Grumman-581... |
| Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 9:35 am |
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Greg Mossman <mossman at (no spam) qnet.com> wrote in
news:ae59f08b-71df-4be6-b91d-71b4284f1eb7 at (no spam) q40g2000prh.googlegroups.com:
Quote: No kidding. Homeless guy asked me for a quarter, I flashed him my
pumpie, he moved on. Old lady in the 15-only express lane at the
supermarket had 16 items, I flashed her my pumpie and she had a
stroke, so I stepped in front of her. Went back to work at the post
office, boss yelled at me, shot him up with a few blasts from my
pumpie. Ideal. In fact, I'd broaden your statement to say that the
pumpie is ideal in the states not just for "almost any situation", but
for any situation period.
Yeah, but the "pumpie" you were using was definitely a sex toy...
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