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LT, The Posting Queen...
Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 7:06 pm
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When I'm hot I'm hot! So far this month I have logged a whopping 383
posts for the first week of September. And the whole night is
stretching out
before my dancing fingers. If I can't break 2,000 by the end of
September,
I'm not The Posting Queen.

[Music, Maestro, please]


See my stuff! Watch me preen, I'm Leonard Tillman, The Posting Queen!


Sunday night and the lights are low
Stayin' home, no place to go.
Elvis huddled on the floor, gettin' in the swing
Lookin' at me, The Posting Queen!
Wantin' to snuggle 'gainst my thighs
Heavy pantin' and spicy sighs!
Night is young and the music's high
The opera's on and everything's fine
Elvis is in the mood to dance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A little cha cha cha perchance.


I am The Posting Queen, tillmanaised, and turnin' green!
The Posting Queen, feel the beat, hear my keyboard zing!
I can write, I can post, havin' a helluva fling!
See me, girl! Watch my scene. Dig me man, I'm The Posting
Queen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I'm a poster, I can crank 'em out,
Nothin' can slow me, not even gout.
Lookin' for a santorum shot,
It keeps me slick and keeps me hot!!!
And every time I get the chance
I blow a fart right thru my pants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I am The Posting Queen, tillmanaised, and turnin' green!
The Posting Queen, feel the beat, hear my keyboard zing!
I can write, I can post, havin' a helluva fling!
See me, girl! Watch my scene. Dig me man, I'm The Posting
Queen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Best,
LT
Don Carlo...
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 6:58 pm
Guest
Humorless evil queens who play boprrring instruments should be hung
by their one ball.

are we instigating again?
L.T....
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 7:03 pm
Guest
On Sep 9, 12:58 am, Don Carlo <CharlesHandel... at (no spam) cs.com> wrote:
Quote:
  Humorless evil queens who play boprrring instruments should be hung
by their one ball.

are we instigating again?

Not like the Cabal Queens are!
Mark...
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 7:06 pm
Guest
On Sep 9, 12:58 am, Don Carlo <CharlesHandel... at (no spam) cs.com> wrote:
Quote:
Humorless evil queens who play boprrring instruments should be hung
by their one ball.

are we instigating again?

Call it what you will. The Newbies that you court and cherish can
easily see that you are the biggest asshole here.
Don Carlo...
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 7:15 pm
Guest
Quote:

are we instigating again?

Call it what you will. The Newbies that you court and cherish can
easily see that you are the biggest asshole here.


FUNNY..There are NO NEWBIES...People (1358 members0 do not
post.....and i am highly INSULTED to be called a jerk..you jerk....
 
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