Hi

Braeden is a seven year old boy from Houston who suffers from Asperger's
syndrome, a form of Autism. Braeden's mother is a single parent, and she
struggles every day to provide the care and attention he needs at home,
living off disability payments in order to prevent Braeden being
institutionalized.

Asperger's children can only learn their social behaviors through direct
experience, and whilst Braeden learns a lot at school, he needs to be able
to interract with other children through the summer at this critical
period
in his development.

We have launched this appeal to raise $555 to send Braeden to Victory Camp
where he can experience the outdoor life, be active, make new friends, and
most crucially, further develop his social skills. Any help you can give
would be hugely appreciated, and if you like, we can add your name to our
donors page.

Please visit us on the web...http://braeden.freehostia.com/index.html

Donations can be made through PAYPAL to mymymaiya at (no spam) yahoo.com

Thanks for reading and thank you in advance for your help.

"Braeden Appeal" <mymyma... at (no spam) yahoo.com> wrote in message

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Hi

Braeden is a seven year old boy from Houston who suffers from Asperger's
syndrome, a form of Autism. Braeden's mother is a single parent, and she
struggles every day to provide the care and attention he needs at home,
living off disability payments in order to prevent Braeden being
institutionalized.

Asperger's children can only learn their social behaviors through direct
experience, and whilst Braeden learns a lot at school, he needs to be able
to interract with other children through the summer at this critical
period
in his development.

We have launched this appeal to raise $555 to send Braeden to Victory Camp
where he can experience the outdoor life, be active, make new friends, and
most crucially, further develop his social skills. Any help you can give
would be hugely appreciated, and if you like, we can add your name to our
donors page.

Please visit us on the web...http://braeden.freehostia.com/index.html

Donations can be made through PAYPAL to mymyma... at (no spam) yahoo.com

Thanks for reading and thank you in advance for your help.

How do we know that this boy exists, or that money sent to your paypal
account will actually be used to send him to camp?

Notice how this user changed the followup groups?- Hide quoted text -

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Mormons to mark 30 years of blacks in priesthood

Does this look like a fucking mormon news group to you? Why don't you take
your fucking mormon spam elsewhere?

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Hi

Braeden is a seven year old boy from Houston who suffers from Asperger's
syndrome, a form of Autism. Braeden's mother is a single parent, and she
struggles every day to provide the care and attention he needs at home,
living off disability payments in order to prevent Braeden being
institutionalized.

Asperger's children can only learn their social behaviors through direct
experience, and whilst Braeden learns a lot at school, he needs to be able
to interract with other children through the summer at this critical
period
in his development.

We have launched this appeal to raise $555 to send Braeden to Victory Camp
where he can experience the outdoor life, be active, make new friends, and
most crucially, further develop his social skills. Any help you can give
would be hugely appreciated, and if you like, we can add your name to our
donors page.

Please visit us on the web...http://braeden.freehostia.com/index.html

Donations can be made through PAYPAL to mymyma... at (no spam) yahoo.com

Thanks for reading and thank you in advance for your help.

How do we know that this boy exists, or that money sent to your paypal
account will actually be used to send him to camp?

Notice how this user changed the followup groups?- Hide quoted text -

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On Jun 9, 8:08 am, "William R. Cousert" <wrcous... at (no spam) NOSPAMyahoo.com
wrote:

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Mormons to mark 30 years of blacks in priesthood

Does this look like a fucking mormon news group to you? Why don't you take
your fucking mormon spam elsewhere?

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Hi

Braeden is a seven year old boy from Houston who suffers from Asperger's
syndrome, a form of Autism. Braeden's mother is a single parent, and she
struggles every day to provide the care and attention he needs at home,
living off disability payments in order to prevent Braeden being
institutionalized.

Asperger's children can only learn their social behaviors through direct
experience, and whilst Braeden learns a lot at school, he needs to be able
to interract with other children through the summer at this critical
period
in his development.

We have launched this appeal to raise $555 to send Braeden to Victory Camp
where he can experience the outdoor life, be active, make new friends, and
most crucially, further develop his social skills. Any help you can give
would be hugely appreciated, and if you like, we can add your name to our
donors page.

Please visit us on the web...http://braeden.freehostia.com/index.html

Donations can be made through PAYPAL to mymyma... at (no spam) yahoo.com

Thanks for reading and thank you in advance for your help.

How do we know that this boy exists, or that money sent to your paypal
account will actually be used to send him to camp?

Notice how this user changed the followup groups?

In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell barfed this out...



On Jun 15, 2:07 pm, "William R. Cousert" <wrcous... at (no spam) NOSPAMyahoo.com
wrote:
"Braeden Appeal" <mymyma... at (no spam) yahoo.com> wrote in message

news:Xns9ABE8B40BF921braedenappeal at (no spam) 69.16.176.253...

Hi

Braeden is a seven year old boy from Houston who suffers from Asperger's
syndrome, a form of Autism. Braeden's mother is a single parent, and she
struggles every day to provide the care and attention he needs at home,
living off disability payments in order to prevent Braeden being
institutionalized.

Asperger's children can only learn their social behaviors through direct
experience, and whilst Braeden learns a lot at school, he needs to be able
to interract with other children through the summer at this critical
period
in his development.

We have launched this appeal to raise $555 to send Braeden to Victory Camp
where he can experience the outdoor life, be active, make new friends, and
most crucially, further develop his social skills. Any help you can give
would be hugely appreciated, and if you like, we can add your name to our
donors page.

Please visit us on the web...http://braeden.freehostia.com/index.html

Donations can be made through PAYPAL to mymyma... at (no spam) yahoo.com

Thanks for reading and thank you in advance for your help.

How do we know that this boy exists, or that money sent to your paypal
account will actually be used to send him to camp?

Notice how this user changed the followup groups?

Since when does a footlocker cost $240?
$30 at Target, tops.

I think that he's actually looking for something a little larger than a
footlocker. You know, something to fit the corpse of a large child.
Little Braeden is going camping eternally.

On Jun 15, 2:07 pm, "William R. Cousert" <wrcous... at (no spam) NOSPAMyahoo.com
wrote:
"Braeden Appeal" <mymyma... at (no spam) yahoo.com> wrote in message

news:Xns9ABE8B40BF921braedenappeal at (no spam) 69.16.176.253...



Hi

Braeden is a seven year old boy from Houston who suffers from Asperger's
syndrome, a form of Autism. Braeden's mother is a single parent, and she
struggles every day to provide the care and attention he needs at home,
living off disability payments in order to prevent Braeden being
institutionalized.

Asperger's children can only learn their social behaviors through direct
experience, and whilst Braeden learns a lot at school, he needs to be able
to interract with other children through the summer at this critical
period
in his development.

We have launched this appeal to raise $555 to send Braeden to Victory Camp
where he can experience the outdoor life, be active, make new friends, and
most crucially, further develop his social skills. Any help you can give
would be hugely appreciated, and if you like, we can add your name to our
donors page.

Please visit us on the web...http://braeden.freehostia.com/index.html

Donations can be made through PAYPAL to mymyma... at (no spam) yahoo.com

Thanks for reading and thank you in advance for your help.

How do we know that this boy exists, or that money sent to your paypal
account will actually be used to send him to camp?

Notice how this user changed the followup groups?

Since when does a footlocker cost $240?
$30 at Target, tops.

On Jun 22, 11:49 pm, St. Jackanapes <st-j... at (no spam) jackanapes.ws> wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell barfed this out...



On Jun 15, 2:07 pm, "William R. Cousert" <wrcous... at (no spam) NOSPAMyahoo.com
wrote:
"Braeden Appeal" <mymyma... at (no spam) yahoo.com> wrote in message

news:Xns9ABE8B40BF921braedenappeal at (no spam) 69.16.176.253...

Hi

Braeden is a seven year old boy from Houston who suffers from Asperger's
syndrome, a form of Autism. Braeden's mother is a single parent, and she
struggles every day to provide the care and attention he needs at home,
living off disability payments in order to prevent Braeden being
institutionalized.

Asperger's children can only learn their social behaviors through direct
experience, and whilst Braeden learns a lot at school, he needs to be able
to interract with other children through the summer at this critical
period
in his development.

We have launched this appeal to raise $555 to send Braeden to Victory Camp
where he can experience the outdoor life, be active, make new friends, and
most crucially, further develop his social skills. Any help you can give
would be hugely appreciated, and if you like, we can add your name to our
donors page.

Please visit us on the web...http://braeden.freehostia.com/index.html

Donations can be made through PAYPAL to mymyma... at (no spam) yahoo.com

Thanks for reading and thank you in advance for your help.

How do we know that this boy exists, or that money sent to your paypal
account will actually be used to send him to camp?

Notice how this user changed the followup groups?

Since when does a footlocker cost $240?
$30 at Target, tops.

I think that he's actually looking for something a little larger than a
footlocker. You know, something to fit the corpse of a large child.
Little Braeden is going camping eternally.

A 32 gallon Rubbermaid tote would work if they
dismembered Braeden after poisoning or smothering
him. Is he going into the drink? Vent holes would
be helpful to keep it deep sixed.

In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell whispered this advice...



On Jun 22, 11:49 pm, St. Jackanapes <st-j... at (no spam) jackanapes.ws> wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell barfed this out...

On Jun 15, 2:07 pm, "William R. Cousert" <wrcous... at (no spam) NOSPAMyahoo.com
wrote:
"Braeden Appeal" <mymyma... at (no spam) yahoo.com> wrote in message

news:Xns9ABE8B40BF921braedenappeal at (no spam) 69.16.176.253...

Hi

Braeden is a seven year old boy from Houston who suffers from Asperger's
syndrome, a form of Autism. Braeden's mother is a single parent, and she
struggles every day to provide the care and attention he needs at home,
living off disability payments in order to prevent Braeden being
institutionalized.

Asperger's children can only learn their social behaviors through direct
experience, and whilst Braeden learns a lot at school, he needs to be able
to interract with other children through the summer at this critical
period
in his development.

We have launched this appeal to raise $555 to send Braeden to Victory Camp
where he can experience the outdoor life, be active, make new friends, and
most crucially, further develop his social skills. Any help you can give
would be hugely appreciated, and if you like, we can add your name to our
donors page.

Please visit us on the web...http://braeden.freehostia.com/index.html

Donations can be made through PAYPAL to mymyma... at (no spam) yahoo.com

Thanks for reading and thank you in advance for your help.

How do we know that this boy exists, or that money sent to your paypal
account will actually be used to send him to camp?

Notice how this user changed the followup groups?

Since when does a footlocker cost $240?
$30 at Target, tops.

I think that he's actually looking for something a little larger than a
footlocker. You know, something to fit the corpse of a large child.
Little Braeden is going camping eternally.

A 32 gallon Rubbermaid tote would work if they
dismembered Braeden after poisoning or smothering
him. Is he going into the drink? Vent holes would
be helpful to keep it deep sixed.

Don't forget carve out Braeden's lungs out and toss them to the side
(feed to a dog later) before shoving his torso and related gore,
chitlins, and heart (*unless you'd like to FedEx that keepsake that to
his Mom) into the rubber box because those lungs will pop his torso back
to the surface even if you remember to poke those holes into the sides.
Think of the lungs as a couple of air-filled balloons.

On Jul 2, 2:47 am, St. Jackanapes <st-j... at (no spam) jackanapes.ws> wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell whispered this advice...



On Jun 22, 11:49 pm, St. Jackanapes <st-j... at (no spam) jackanapes.ws> wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell barfed this out...

On Jun 15, 2:07 pm, "William R. Cousert" <wrcous... at (no spam) NOSPAMyahoo.com
wrote:
"Braeden Appeal" <mymyma... at (no spam) yahoo.com> wrote in message

news:Xns9ABE8B40BF921braedenappeal at (no spam) 69.16.176.253...

Hi

Braeden is a seven year old boy from Houston who suffers from Asperger's
syndrome, a form of Autism. Braeden's mother is a single parent, and she
struggles every day to provide the care and attention he needs at home,
living off disability payments in order to prevent Braeden being
institutionalized.

Asperger's children can only learn their social behaviors through direct
experience, and whilst Braeden learns a lot at school, he needs to be able
to interract with other children through the summer at this critical
period
in his development.

We have launched this appeal to raise $555 to send Braeden to Victory Camp
where he can experience the outdoor life, be active, make new friends, and
most crucially, further develop his social skills. Any help you can give
would be hugely appreciated, and if you like, we can add your name to our
donors page.

Please visit us on the web...http://braeden.freehostia.com/index.html

Donations can be made through PAYPAL to mymyma... at (no spam) yahoo.com

Thanks for reading and thank you in advance for your help.

How do we know that this boy exists, or that money sent to your paypal
account will actually be used to send him to camp?

Notice how this user changed the followup groups?

Since when does a footlocker cost $240?
$30 at Target, tops.

I think that he's actually looking for something a little larger than a
footlocker. You know, something to fit the corpse of a large child.
Little Braeden is going camping eternally.

A 32 gallon Rubbermaid tote would work if they
dismembered Braeden after poisoning or smothering
him. Is he going into the drink? Vent holes would
be helpful to keep it deep sixed.

Don't forget carve out Braeden's lungs out and toss them to the side
(feed to a dog later) before shoving his torso and related gore,
chitlins, and heart (*unless you'd like to FedEx that keepsake that to
his Mom) into the rubber box because those lungs will pop his torso back
to the surface even if you remember to poke those holes into the sides.
Think of the lungs as a couple of air-filled balloons.

Grind the lungs and other colorful entrails into bologna. Sell
them to churches for bible school lunches.

In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell barfed this out...



On Jul 2, 2:47 am, St. Jackanapes <st-j... at (no spam) jackanapes.ws> wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell whispered this advice...

On Jun 22, 11:49 pm, St. Jackanapes <st-j... at (no spam) jackanapes.ws> wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell barfed this out...

On Jun 15, 2:07 pm, "William R. Cousert" <wrcous... at (no spam) NOSPAMyahoo.com
wrote:
"Braeden Appeal" <mymyma... at (no spam) yahoo.com> wrote in message

news:Xns9ABE8B40BF921braedenappeal at (no spam) 69.16.176.253...

Hi

Braeden is a seven year old boy from Houston who suffers from Asperger's
syndrome, a form of Autism. Braeden's mother is a single parent, and she
struggles every day to provide the care and attention he needs at home,
living off disability payments in order to prevent Braeden being
institutionalized.

Asperger's children can only learn their social behaviors through direct
experience, and whilst Braeden learns a lot at school, he needs to be able
to interract with other children through the summer at this critical
period
in his development.

We have launched this appeal to raise $555 to send Braeden to Victory Camp
where he can experience the outdoor life, be active, make new friends, and
most crucially, further develop his social skills. Any help you can give
would be hugely appreciated, and if you like, we can add your name to our
donors page.

Please visit us on the web...http://braeden.freehostia.com/index.html

Donations can be made through PAYPAL to mymyma... at (no spam) yahoo.com

Thanks for reading and thank you in advance for your help.

How do we know that this boy exists, or that money sent to your paypal
account will actually be used to send him to camp?

Notice how this user changed the followup groups?

Since when does a footlocker cost $240?
$30 at Target, tops.

I think that he's actually looking for something a little larger than a
footlocker. You know, something to fit the corpse of a large child.
Little Braeden is going camping eternally.

A 32 gallon Rubbermaid tote would work if they
dismembered Braeden after poisoning or smothering
him. Is he going into the drink? Vent holes would
be helpful to keep it deep sixed.

Don't forget carve out Braeden's lungs out and toss them to the side
(feed to a dog later) before shoving his torso and related gore,
chitlins, and heart (*unless you'd like to FedEx that keepsake that to
his Mom) into the rubber box because those lungs will pop his torso back
to the surface even if you remember to poke those holes into the sides.
Think of the lungs as a couple of air-filled balloons.

Grind the lungs and other colorful entrails into bologna. Sell
them to churches for bible school lunches.

Not bologna - grind them up and toss in a little pickle relish and call
it Sandwich Spread - that's what they sell it as here in Central Ohio.
The first time I ate it was when I was a 18 and cutting the lawn of my
girlfriend's 90 year old grandfather for booze money. He invited me in
for lunch and served me green pea soup and a sandwich made of stale
white bread with this pink chopped up stuff with red & green flecks in
between the stale white slabs. I asked him as politely as a hung-over 18
year old male could ask: "What the hell is that fleshy pink stuff??" The
90 year old man cackled maniacally for a good 10 minutes until he could
get control of himself. H told me that they sell it at the grocery store
- they make it at the end of the day by sweeping up all the stuff that
fallen on the floor of the butcher's room all day long and tossing it
into a grinder and calling it "Sandwich Spread" - the old coo told me
that he called it "Floor Sweepings" - that was in 1973 - and to this day
you can walk in any local grocery store and find a container of pink
fleshy stuff sold in the deli and called Sandwich Spread.

....it takes all kinda critters...

On Jul 3, 11:45 pm, St. Jackanapes <st-j... at (no spam) jackanapes.ws> wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell barfed this out...



On Jul 2, 2:47 am, St. Jackanapes <st-j... at (no spam) jackanapes.ws> wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell whispered this advice...

On Jun 22, 11:49 pm, St. Jackanapes <st-j... at (no spam) jackanapes.ws> wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell barfed this out...

On Jun 15, 2:07 pm, "William R. Cousert" <wrcous... at (no spam) NOSPAMyahoo.com
wrote:
"Braeden Appeal" <mymyma... at (no spam) yahoo.com> wrote in message

news:Xns9ABE8B40BF921braedenappeal at (no spam) 69.16.176.253...

Hi

Braeden is a seven year old boy from Houston who suffers from Asperger's
syndrome, a form of Autism. Braeden's mother is a single parent, and she
struggles every day to provide the care and attention he needs at home,
living off disability payments in order to prevent Braeden being
institutionalized.

Asperger's children can only learn their social behaviors through direct
experience, and whilst Braeden learns a lot at school, he needs to be able
to interract with other children through the summer at this critical
period
in his development.

We have launched this appeal to raise $555 to send Braeden to Victory Camp
where he can experience the outdoor life, be active, make new friends, and
most crucially, further develop his social skills. Any help you can give
would be hugely appreciated, and if you like, we can add your name to our
donors page.

Please visit us on the web...http://braeden.freehostia.com/index.html

Donations can be made through PAYPAL to mymyma... at (no spam) yahoo.com

Thanks for reading and thank you in advance for your help.

How do we know that this boy exists, or that money sent to your paypal
account will actually be used to send him to camp?

Notice how this user changed the followup groups?

Since when does a footlocker cost $240?
$30 at Target, tops.

I think that he's actually looking for something a little larger than a
footlocker. You know, something to fit the corpse of a large child.
Little Braeden is going camping eternally.

A 32 gallon Rubbermaid tote would work if they
dismembered Braeden after poisoning or smothering
him. Is he going into the drink? Vent holes would
be helpful to keep it deep sixed.

Don't forget carve out Braeden's lungs out and toss them to the side
(feed to a dog later) before shoving his torso and related gore,
chitlins, and heart (*unless you'd like to FedEx that keepsake that to
his Mom) into the rubber box because those lungs will pop his torso back
to the surface even if you remember to poke those holes into the sides.
Think of the lungs as a couple of air-filled balloons.

Grind the lungs and other colorful entrails into bologna. Sell
them to churches for bible school lunches.

Not bologna - grind them up and toss in a little pickle relish and call
it Sandwich Spread - that's what they sell it as here in Central Ohio.
The first time I ate it was when I was a 18 and cutting the lawn of my
girlfriend's 90 year old grandfather for booze money. He invited me in
for lunch and served me green pea soup and a sandwich made of stale
white bread with this pink chopped up stuff with red & green flecks in
between the stale white slabs. I asked him as politely as a hung-over 18
year old male could ask: "What the hell is that fleshy pink stuff??" The
90 year old man cackled maniacally for a good 10 minutes until he could
get control of himself. H told me that they sell it at the grocery store
- they make it at the end of the day by sweeping up all the stuff that
fallen on the floor of the butcher's room all day long and tossing it
into a grinder and calling it "Sandwich Spread" - the old coo told me
that he called it "Floor Sweepings" - that was in 1973 - and to this day
you can walk in any local grocery store and find a container of pink
fleshy stuff sold in the deli and called Sandwich Spread.

....it takes all kinda critters...

Sounds like the Oscar Mayer "Luncheon Loaf" they used
to sell around here.

In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell spake thusly...



On Jul 3, 11:45 pm, St. Jackanapes <st-j... at (no spam) jackanapes.ws> wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell barfed this out...

On Jul 2, 2:47 am, St. Jackanapes <st-j... at (no spam) jackanapes.ws> wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell whispered this advice...

On Jun 22, 11:49 pm, St. Jackanapes <st-j... at (no spam) jackanapes.ws> wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell barfed this out...

On Jun 15, 2:07 pm, "William R. Cousert" <wrcous... at (no spam) NOSPAMyahoo.com
wrote:
"Braeden Appeal" <mymyma... at (no spam) yahoo.com> wrote in message

news:Xns9ABE8B40BF921braedenappeal at (no spam) 69.16.176.253...

Hi

Braeden is a seven year old boy from Houston who suffers from Asperger's
syndrome, a form of Autism. Braeden's mother is a single parent, and she
struggles every day to provide the care and attention he needs at home,
living off disability payments in order to prevent Braeden being
institutionalized.

Asperger's children can only learn their social behaviors through direct
experience, and whilst Braeden learns a lot at school, he needs to be able
to interract with other children through the summer at this critical
period
in his development.

We have launched this appeal to raise $555 to send Braeden to Victory Camp
where he can experience the outdoor life, be active, make new friends, and
most crucially, further develop his social skills. Any help you can give
would be hugely appreciated, and if you like, we can add your name to our
donors page.

Please visit us on the web...http://braeden.freehostia.com/index.html

Donations can be made through PAYPAL to mymyma... at (no spam) yahoo.com

Thanks for reading and thank you in advance for your help.

How do we know that this boy exists, or that money sent to your paypal
account will actually be used to send him to camp?

Notice how this user changed the followup groups?

Since when does a footlocker cost $240?
$30 at Target, tops.

I think that he's actually looking for something a little larger than a
footlocker. You know, something to fit the corpse of a large child.
Little Braeden is going camping eternally.

A 32 gallon Rubbermaid tote would work if they
dismembered Braeden after poisoning or smothering
him. Is he going into the drink? Vent holes would
be helpful to keep it deep sixed.

Don't forget carve out Braeden's lungs out and toss them to the side
(feed to a dog later) before shoving his torso and related gore,
chitlins, and heart (*unless you'd like to FedEx that keepsake that to
his Mom) into the rubber box because those lungs will pop his torso back
to the surface even if you remember to poke those holes into the sides.
Think of the lungs as a couple of air-filled balloons.

Grind the lungs and other colorful entrails into bologna. Sell
them to churches for bible school lunches.

Not bologna - grind them up and toss in a little pickle relish and call
it Sandwich Spread - that's what they sell it as here in Central Ohio.
The first time I ate it was when I was a 18 and cutting the lawn of my
girlfriend's 90 year old grandfather for booze money. He invited me in
for lunch and served me green pea soup and a sandwich made of stale
white bread with this pink chopped up stuff with red & green flecks in
between the stale white slabs. I asked him as politely as a hung-over 18
year old male could ask: "What the hell is that fleshy pink stuff??" The
90 year old man cackled maniacally for a good 10 minutes until he could
get control of himself. H told me that they sell it at the grocery store
- they make it at the end of the day by sweeping up all the stuff that
fallen on the floor of the butcher's room all day long and tossing it
into a grinder and calling it "Sandwich Spread" - the old coo told me
that he called it "Floor Sweepings" - that was in 1973 - and to this day
you can walk in any local grocery store and find a container of pink
fleshy stuff sold in the deli and called Sandwich Spread.

....it takes all kinda critters...

Sounds like the Oscar Mayer "Luncheon Loaf" they used
to sell around here.

I think that they still sell Oscar's Luncheon Loaf in these parts - and
worse. I've seen slabs of "Head Cheeze" sold around here - I'm not sure
if it was Oscar's - and I haven't seen it for a while.

But my old friend's Floor Sweepings tip got me hooked on the stuff. It's
got pickles & things ground up along with the mystery meat stuff. To my
surprise when I began dating my present girlfriend, her family was
already very familiar with it. They live in a small farming/bedroom
community town with a family that's been their grocers for the past 70
years or so. And they sold there own floor sweepings that was as good or
better than corporate Kroger's stuff.

But they moved to a big new store in town a few years back and when I
bought myself a pint of sweeping's it tasted awful! It looked different,
too. They'd ground up American cheese in the mix - I don't know if it
was in there before - but if it had been, it had been ground up more
than this batch. You could see the corners of the cheese squares.

I went in & complained - they swore that it was the very same recipe
that they'd used before the move. I quit buying it there and went back
to Krogers. Then I heard through the grapevines (that can only exist in
a very small town) that the Floor Sweepings (my name had caught on) now
tasted as it did before the move - with no explanation why.

There are a lot of very small groceries in small towns out here in corn
country that have their own butchers. I think that I'll take some day
trips this summer and bring my camera along to record some of the odd
things that they sell to share with the world. But I bet that there are
stores in the South/South West that could easily outdo any of the
oddities that the Lower Midwest can put forth.