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Nil...
Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 1:43 am
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I've contacted Ringo's agent about the possibility of having his
involvement in a reality show in which contestants rate John and Yoko's
solo music by expelling gas on the ones they don't like versus ringing a
bell for those they do like. Most of the contestants judging Yoko's
music would need to be rather fat because the fart factor would come
into play a lot when it came to rating her work. John had some real duds
as well but not nearly as much as Yoko. Maybe a skinny person with a
little bit of anal gas could rate his solo work.
Ringo probably needs the money since he hasn't done anything noteworthy
since his Beatle's days and since he was an raging alcoholic.
Most drunks develop small spider veins in their noses and Ringo has
quite a nose. Has anyone seen him up close lately? Does his nose have
those veins?
I won't bother contacting Paul's people since he has a sucessful career
post Beatles and doesn't need the money. It's obvious that the most
talented Beatle was Paul anyway. He'll outlive them all.

Nil
Nil...
Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 11:32 pm
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On 06 Jul 2008, "RichL" <rpleavitt at (no spam) yahoo.com> wrote in
rec.music.beatles:

Quote:
Welcome to the club!
(The use of "programme" in the header was a dead giveaway. Didn't
even need to read the post.)

I've already initated a slander suit. I'm sure the court will rule in
my favour.
 
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