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| Kadaitcha Man... |
 Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 7:54 pm |
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http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1534821.html
Inventor turns dead cats into diesel
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A German inventor says he's found a way to make cheap diesel fuel out of
dead cats.
Dr Christian Koch, 55, from Kleinhartmannsdorf, said his method uses old
tyres, weeds and animal cadavers.
They are heated up to 300 Celsius to filter out hydrocarbon which is then
turned into diesel by a catalytic converter.
He said the resulting "high quality bio-diesel" costs just 15 pence per
litre.
Koch said the cadaver of a fully grown cat can produce 2.5 litres of fuel -
meaning around 20 cats are needed for a full tank.
He said: "I tank my car with my own diesel mixture and have driven it for
105,000 miles without any problems."
- Ananova
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| Claude Hopper (11) 5. ?... |
| Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 8:24 pm |
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Kadaitcha Man wrote:
Quote: http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1534821.html
Inventor turns dead cats into diesel
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A German inventor says he's found a way to make cheap diesel fuel out of
dead cats.
Dr Christian Koch, 55, from Kleinhartmannsdorf, said his method uses old
tyres, weeds and animal cadavers.
They are heated up to 300 Celsius to filter out hydrocarbon which is then
turned into diesel by a catalytic converter.
He said the resulting "high quality bio-diesel" costs just 15 pence per
litre.
Koch said the cadaver of a fully grown cat can produce 2.5 litres of fuel -
meaning around 20 cats are needed for a full tank.
He said: "I tank my car with my own diesel mixture and have driven it for
105,000 miles without any problems."
- Ananova
You could use dead rats too. Just breed them on large farms. They
multiply rapidly.
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Claude Hopper :)
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| Kadaitcha Man... |
| Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 8:29 pm |
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"Claude Hopper (11) 5. ?" <boobooililililil at (no spam) roadrunner.com> wrote in message
news:481fb314$0$30492$4c368faf at (no spam) roadrunner.com...
Quote: Kadaitcha Man wrote:
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1534821.html
Inventor turns dead cats into diesel
====================================
A German inventor says he's found a way to make cheap diesel fuel out of
dead cats.
Dr Christian Koch, 55, from Kleinhartmannsdorf, said his method uses old
tyres, weeds and animal cadavers.
They are heated up to 300 Celsius to filter out hydrocarbon which is then
turned into diesel by a catalytic converter.
He said the resulting "high quality bio-diesel" costs just 15 pence per
litre.
Koch said the cadaver of a fully grown cat can produce 2.5 litres of
fuel -
meaning around 20 cats are needed for a full tank.
He said: "I tank my car with my own diesel mixture and have driven it for
105,000 miles without any problems."
- Ananova
You could use dead rats too.
Not to mention dead Claude Hoppers.
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alt.usenet.kooks
"We are arrant knaves all, believe none of us."
Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1 [129]
Hammer of Thor: February 2007. Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker: September 2005, April 2006, January 2007.
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| Dr.Hal0nf1r£$... |
| Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 8:55 pm |
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Kadaitcha Man wrote:
Quote: "Claude Hopper (11) 5. ?" <boobooililililil at (no spam) roadrunner.com> wrote in
message news:481fb314$0$30492$4c368faf at (no spam) roadrunner.com...
Kadaitcha Man wrote:
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1534821.html
Inventor turns dead cats into diesel
====================================
A German inventor says he's found a way to make cheap diesel fuel
out of dead cats.
Dr Christian Koch, 55, from Kleinhartmannsdorf, said his method
uses old tyres, weeds and animal cadavers.
They are heated up to 300 Celsius to filter out hydrocarbon which
is then turned into diesel by a catalytic converter.
He said the resulting "high quality bio-diesel" costs just 15 pence
per litre.
Koch said the cadaver of a fully grown cat can produce 2.5 litres of
fuel -
meaning around 20 cats are needed for a full tank.
He said: "I tank my car with my own diesel mixture and have driven
it for 105,000 miles without any problems."
- Ananova
You could use dead rats too.
Not to mention dead Claude Hoppers.
If a hopper is filled with dead rats and attacked by a hungry cat; you
get...
Clawed Hopper. |
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| Kadaitcha Man... |
| Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 8:58 pm |
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"Dr.Hal0nf1r£$" <femail at (no spam) nospam.kustomkomputa.co.uk.invalid> wrote in message
news:M7CdnUh9jqsFJ4LVRVnyuQA at (no spam) bt.com...
Quote: Kadaitcha Man wrote:
"Claude Hopper (11) 5. ?" <boobooililililil at (no spam) roadrunner.com> wrote in
message news:481fb314$0$30492$4c368faf at (no spam) roadrunner.com...
Kadaitcha Man wrote:
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1534821.html
Inventor turns dead cats into diesel
====================================
A German inventor says he's found a way to make cheap diesel fuel
out of dead cats.
Dr Christian Koch, 55, from Kleinhartmannsdorf, said his method
uses old tyres, weeds and animal cadavers.
They are heated up to 300 Celsius to filter out hydrocarbon which
is then turned into diesel by a catalytic converter.
He said the resulting "high quality bio-diesel" costs just 15 pence
per litre.
Koch said the cadaver of a fully grown cat can produce 2.5 litres of
fuel -
meaning around 20 cats are needed for a full tank.
He said: "I tank my car with my own diesel mixture and have driven
it for 105,000 miles without any problems."
- Ananova
You could use dead rats too.
Not to mention dead Claude Hoppers.
If a hopper is filled with dead rats and attacked by a hungry cat; you
get...
Clawed Hopper.
<groan>
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alt.usenet.kooks
"We are arrant knaves all, believe none of us."
Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1 [129]
Hammer of Thor: February 2007. Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker: September 2005, April 2006, January 2007.
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| William Graham... |
| Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 9:07 pm |
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"Claude Hopper (11) 5. ?" <boobooililililil at (no spam) roadrunner.com> wrote in message
news:481fb314$0$30492$4c368faf at (no spam) roadrunner.com...
Quote: Kadaitcha Man wrote:
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1534821.html
Inventor turns dead cats into diesel
====================================
A German inventor says he's found a way to make cheap diesel fuel out of
dead cats.
Dr Christian Koch, 55, from Kleinhartmannsdorf, said his method uses old
tyres, weeds and animal cadavers.
They are heated up to 300 Celsius to filter out hydrocarbon which is then
turned into diesel by a catalytic converter.
He said the resulting "high quality bio-diesel" costs just 15 pence per
litre.
Koch said the cadaver of a fully grown cat can produce 2.5 litres of
fuel -
meaning around 20 cats are needed for a full tank.
He said: "I tank my car with my own diesel mixture and have driven it for
105,000 miles without any problems."
- Ananova
You could use dead rats too. Just breed them on large farms. They
multiply rapidly.
Better yet, you could use German inventors....... |
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| thanatoid... |
| Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 2:38 am |
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"William Graham" <weg9 at (no spam) comcast.net> wrote in
news:1IydnfrlHNndIILVnZ2dnUVZ_uKpnZ2d at (no spam) comcast.com:
Quote: Koch said the cadaver of a fully grown cat can produce
2.5 litres of fuel -
meaning around 20 cats are needed for a full tank.
He said: "I tank my car with my own diesel mixture and
have driven it for 105,000 miles without any problems."
- Ananova
You could use dead rats too. Just breed them on large
farms. They multiply rapidly.
Better yet, you could use German inventors.......
Just out of curiosity, HOW large is your family?
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| Heinz Schmitz... |
| Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 5:11 am |
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William Graham wrote:
Quote: meaning around 20 cats are needed for a full tank.
He said: "I tank my car with my own diesel mixture and have driven it for
105,000 miles without any problems."
You could use dead rats too. Just breed them on large farms. They
multiply rapidly.
Better yet, you could use German inventors.......
Think of resources we could all profit from
if they were put to better use: US-Lawyers.
Regards,
H. |
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| Antares 531... |
| Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 9:02 am |
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On Wed, 07 May 2008 12:11:13 +0200, Heinz Schmitz
<HeinzSchmitz at (no spam) gmx.net> wrote:
Quote: William Graham wrote:
meaning around 20 cats are needed for a full tank.
He said: "I tank my car with my own diesel mixture and have driven it for
105,000 miles without any problems."
You could use dead rats too. Just breed them on large farms. They
multiply rapidly.
Better yet, you could use German inventors.......
Think of resources we could all profit from
if they were put to better use: US-Lawyers.
Regards,
H.
Bio fuel from sea weed, for example. There seems to be plenty of that
and if it could be cultivated in some quiet lagoon ocean areas it
should produce quite well. |
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| relic... |
| Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 12:44 pm |
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Antares 531 wrote:
Quote: On Wed, 07 May 2008 12:11:13 +0200, Heinz Schmitz
HeinzSchmitz at (no spam) gmx.net> wrote:
William Graham wrote:
meaning around 20 cats are needed for a full tank.
He said: "I tank my car with my own diesel mixture and have
driven it for 105,000 miles without any problems."
You could use dead rats too. Just breed them on large farms. They
multiply rapidly.
Better yet, you could use German inventors.......
Think of resources we could all profit from
if they were put to better use: US-Lawyers.
Regards,
H.
Bio fuel from sea weed, for example. There seems to be plenty of that
and if it could be cultivated in some quiet lagoon ocean areas it
should produce quite well.
Bio-Diesel from US_Lawyers is a much better idea. |
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| Antares 531... |
| Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 1:46 pm |
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On Wed, 7 May 2008 10:44:40 -0700, "relic" <bogus.relic2 at (no spam) cjb.net>
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Quote: Antares 531 wrote:
On Wed, 07 May 2008 12:11:13 +0200, Heinz Schmitz
HeinzSchmitz at (no spam) gmx.net> wrote:
William Graham wrote:
meaning around 20 cats are needed for a full tank.
He said: "I tank my car with my own diesel mixture and have
driven it for 105,000 miles without any problems."
You could use dead rats too. Just breed them on large farms. They
multiply rapidly.
Better yet, you could use German inventors.......
Think of resources we could all profit from
if they were put to better use: US-Lawyers.
Regards,
H.
Bio fuel from sea weed, for example. There seems to be plenty of that
and if it could be cultivated in some quiet lagoon ocean areas it
should produce quite well.
Bio-Diesel from US_Lawyers is a much better idea.
I'll bet that would stink worse than low grade, high sulphur diesel
like they used to burn in the big rigs. |
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