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| Dave... |
 Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 12:38 am |
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It doesn't have to have anything to do with Star Trek (but it can if
you want it to), but where have you (humorously and/or seriously) so
far 'boldly gone where no one has gone before' and please elaborate. |
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| Onkel Petey... |
| Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 9:22 pm |
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Dave wrote:
Quote: It doesn't have to have anything to do with Star Trek (but it can if
you want it to), but where have you (humorously and/or seriously) so
far 'boldly gone where no one has gone before' and please elaborate.
Public toilet in a gas station. Needed to go. Papered the seat. Made
sure I had a roll with me before going and that the water was workable.
After I was done ... no one else dared go ... even boldly.
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Speak well of your Enemies . . .
After all you made them. |
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| candymanal... |
| Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 9:49 am |
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On Oct 28, 5:38 am, Dave <dap... at (no spam) hotmail.com> wrote:
Quote: It doesn't have to have anything to do with Star Trek (but it can if
you want it to), but where have you (humorously and/or seriously) so
far 'boldly gone where no one has gone before' and please elaborate.
Just last year, I asked my wife about anal sex.
She said no man has ever done that with her, and that was that.
Or at least it was, until that weekend, when she was drunk.
I felt like Captain Kirk. Going where no man has gone before.
It was quite fun, exploring new worlds, and a new civilization.
(the muscles in her colon)
BTW Did Captain Kirk ever get divorced, for disobeying Star Fleet? |
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| jfg... |
| Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 12:44 pm |
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"Onkel Petey" <pa25no_spam at (no spam) cornell.edu> wrote in message
news:hcb1pf$798$1 at (no spam) ruby.cit.cornell.edu...
Quote: Dave wrote:
It doesn't have to have anything to do with Star Trek (but it can if
you want it to), but where have you (humorously and/or seriously) so
far 'boldly gone where no one has gone before' and please elaborate.
Public toilet in a gas station. Needed to go. Papered the seat. Made sure
I had a roll with me before going and that the water was workable. After I
was done ... no one else dared go ... even boldly.
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Speak well of your Enemies . . .
After all you made them.
I remember that! I tried to go in but there was a "Police Line Do not
Cross" tape around the door. I had to go behind a tree.  jg |
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| Keith E.... |
| Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 4:03 pm |
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Just before the big shootout in front of the Tiny Town Saloon, we all
heard Dave <dapp64 at (no spam) hotmail.com> say:
Quote: It doesn't have to have anything to do with Star Trek (but it can if
you want it to), but where have you (humorously and/or seriously) so
far 'boldly gone where no one has gone before' and please elaborate.
The outhouse at a roadside picnic area. Unfortunately, though, I went
where most of humanity went before.
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Keith E.
Excrementum casus |
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| Onkel Petey... |
| Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2009 8:18 pm |
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candymanal wrote:
Quote: On Oct 28, 5:38 am, Dave <dap... at (no spam) hotmail.com> wrote:
It doesn't have to have anything to do with Star Trek (but it can if
you want it to), but where have you (humorously and/or seriously) so
far 'boldly gone where no one has gone before' and please elaborate.
Just last year, I asked my wife about anal sex.
She said no man has ever done that with her, and that was that.
Or at least it was, until that weekend, when she was drunk.
I felt like Captain Kirk. Going where no man has gone before.
It was quite fun, exploring new worlds, and a new civilization.
(the muscles in her colon)
BTW Did Captain Kirk ever get divorced, for disobeying Star Fleet?
Did she use FLEET before your exploration?
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After all you made them. |
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