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TB...
Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 11:34 am
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On Oct 28, 7:30 am, "nemo" <n... at (no spam) naughtylass.wet> wrote:
Quote:
"TB" <tsbru... at (no spam) dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

news:3a33d916-9118-4849-af90-43152ce74aa9 at (no spam) a39g2000pre.googlegroups.com...



On Oct 27, 4:08 pm, "David V. Loewe, Jr" <davelo... at (no spam) charter.net
wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 20:16:23 +0000 (UTC), Gisele

ilove... at (no spam) nospamlycos.com> wrote:
CF <C... at (no spam) example.invalid> wrote:
whodunit wrote:
TB wrote:
Its my understanding that Muslims must pray towards Mecca 5 times a
day. If a Muslim is in another solar system, or even in another
galaxy (Pegasus), or on the Ancient ship Destiny (as in the Stargate
Universe series) how can he know in which way to bow?

I imagine somewhere that Mohammed forbids followers from leaving the
planet, unless they're flying on a magic horse named Barack.

Being a secular humanist, what does that mean? Maybe a horse named
Christopher Hitchens?

Lol... Whodunit always has to find a way to attack Obama....how
pitiful....<g

Besides, everyone knows that President Obama rides a magic unicorn. It
would, therefore, be hard for him to be a horse.

I would like to see Obama ride a Llama.

In his pyjamas?

Mind you - he'd need huge pyjamas to be able to ride a whole llama around
inside em!

I was assuming that he would be in his Presidential suit.

In which direction did the Muslims on Atlantis face at Prayer time?
 
nemo...
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 9:27 pm
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"TB" <tsbrueni at (no spam) dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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Quote:
On Oct 28, 7:30 am, "nemo" <n... at (no spam) naughtylass.wet> wrote:
"TB" <tsbru... at (no spam) dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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On Oct 27, 4:08 pm, "David V. Loewe, Jr" <davelo... at (no spam) charter.net
wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 20:16:23 +0000 (UTC), Gisele

ilove... at (no spam) nospamlycos.com> wrote:
CF <C... at (no spam) example.invalid> wrote:
whodunit wrote:
TB wrote:
Its my understanding that Muslims must pray towards Mecca 5 times
a
day. If a Muslim is in another solar system, or even in another
galaxy (Pegasus), or on the Ancient ship Destiny (as in the
Stargate
Universe series) how can he know in which way to bow?

I imagine somewhere that Mohammed forbids followers from leaving
the
planet, unless they're flying on a magic horse named Barack.

Being a secular humanist, what does that mean? Maybe a horse named
Christopher Hitchens?

Lol... Whodunit always has to find a way to attack Obama....how
pitiful....<g

Besides, everyone knows that President Obama rides a magic unicorn.
It
would, therefore, be hard for him to be a horse.

I would like to see Obama ride a Llama.

In his pyjamas?

Mind you - he'd need huge pyjamas to be able to ride a whole llama around
inside em!

I was assuming that he would be in his Presidential suit.

In which direction did the Muslims on Atlantis face at Prayer time?

Forward.
 
Dillon Pyron...
Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 11:22 am
Guest
[Default] Thus spake "Anthony Buckland"
<anthonybucklandnospam at (no spam) telus.net>:

Quote:

"Jette Goldie" <jgoldie247 at (no spam) btinternet.com> wrote in message
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TB wrote:
Its my understanding that Muslims must pray towards Mecca 5 times a
day. If a Muslim is in another solar system, or even in another
galaxy (Pegasus), or on the Ancient ship Destiny (as in the Stargate
Universe series) how can he know in which way to bow?


Probably a general "what direction is Earth?" program will be enough.
...

And from another galaxy, praying towards the Milky Way
galaxy would probably be sufficient. Assuming you could
_find_ the Milky Way galaxy. In the really unlikely event
that you could identify our star from that distance, your
observations of its position would be millions to billions of
years out of date due to that pesky speed of light thing.
And lining up your body other than towards the galaxy as
a whole would be a pointless exercise in precision.

We've already had at least one Muslim in orbit on a Shuttle,
IIRC. How they settled on a direction five times a day while
orbiting the planet every hour and a half with the cargo bay
pointing down should be worth a paper in a technical journal.

Perhaps the solution might be simpler.

I'm sure someone onboard has Milky Way bar.

I will wait for the sputtering, cleaning of keyboards and monitors to
finish before I continue.

Quote:

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Took a minute off there to research. Go read about
"Sultan bin Salman bin Abdulaziz Al Saud".

--


- dillon I am not invalid

"Always shoot first. At the very least you'll
distract the guy enough to make the second one count"
-- Lazurus Long
 
nemo...
Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 6:56 am
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"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni at (no spam) pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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Quote:


Dillon Pyron wrote:

[Default] Thus spake "Anthony Buckland"
anthonybucklandnospam at (no spam) telus.net>:


"Jette Goldie" <jgoldie247 at (no spam) btinternet.com> wrote in message
news:hc59su$6f8$1 at (no spam) news.eternal-september.org...
TB wrote:
Its my understanding that Muslims must pray towards Mecca 5 times a
day. If a Muslim is in another solar system, or even in another
galaxy (Pegasus), or on the Ancient ship Destiny (as in the Stargate
Universe series) how can he know in which way to bow?


Probably a general "what direction is Earth?" program will be enough.
...

And from another galaxy, praying towards the Milky Way
galaxy would probably be sufficient. Assuming you could
_find_ the Milky Way galaxy. In the really unlikely event
that you could identify our star from that distance, your
observations of its position would be millions to billions of
years out of date due to that pesky speed of light thing.
And lining up your body other than towards the galaxy as
a whole would be a pointless exercise in precision.

We've already had at least one Muslim in orbit on a Shuttle,
IIRC. How they settled on a direction five times a day while
orbiting the planet every hour and a half with the cargo bay
pointing down should be worth a paper in a technical journal.

Perhaps the solution might be simpler.

I'm sure someone onboard has Milky Way bar.

I will wait for the sputtering, cleaning of keyboards and monitors to
finish before I continue.

Over 14 hours have passed. You may now continue.

Oooooh! Fan queue!
 
nemo...
Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 6:58 am
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"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni at (no spam) pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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Quote:


nemo wrote:

"TB" <tsbrueni at (no spam) dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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On Oct 28, 7:30 am, "nemo" <n... at (no spam) naughtylass.wet> wrote:
"TB" <tsbru... at (no spam) dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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On Oct 27, 4:08 pm, "David V. Loewe, Jr" <davelo... at (no spam) charter.net
wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 20:16:23 +0000 (UTC), Gisele

ilove... at (no spam) nospamlycos.com> wrote:
CF <C... at (no spam) example.invalid> wrote:
whodunit wrote:
TB wrote:
Its my understanding that Muslims must pray towards Mecca 5
times
a
day. If a Muslim is in another solar system, or even in
another
galaxy (Pegasus), or on the Ancient ship Destiny (as in the
Stargate
Universe series) how can he know in which way to bow?

I imagine somewhere that Mohammed forbids followers from
leaving
the
planet, unless they're flying on a magic horse named Barack.

Being a secular humanist, what does that mean? Maybe a horse
named
Christopher Hitchens?

Lol... Whodunit always has to find a way to attack Obama....how
pitiful....<g

Besides, everyone knows that President Obama rides a magic unicorn.
It
would, therefore, be hard for him to be a horse.

I would like to see Obama ride a Llama.

In his pyjamas?

Mind you - he'd need huge pyjamas to be able to ride a whole llama
around
inside em!

I was assuming that he would be in his Presidential suit.

In which direction did the Muslims on Atlantis face at Prayer time?

Forward.

In which direction was Mecca from Atlantis' perspective?

There used to be a big one in Leicester Square and I think there was one in
Tottenham Caught Road years ago as well.




>
 
nemo...
Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 7:00 am
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"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni at (no spam) pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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Quote:


Malcom \"Mal\" Reynolds wrote:

In article
4AEBFCF6.5D4A5F00 at (no spam) pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>,
Tim Bruening
tsbrueni at (no spam) pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:

nemo wrote:

"TB" <tsbrueni at (no spam) dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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On Oct 28, 7:30 am, "nemo" <n... at (no spam) naughtylass.wet> wrote:
"TB" <tsbru... at (no spam) dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

news:3a33d916-9118-4849-af90-43152ce74aa9 at (no spam) a39g2000pre.googlegroups.com...



On Oct 27, 4:08 pm, "David V. Loewe, Jr" <davelo... at (no spam) charter.net
wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 20:16:23 +0000 (UTC), Gisele

ilove... at (no spam) nospamlycos.com> wrote:
CF <C... at (no spam) example.invalid> wrote:
whodunit wrote:
TB wrote:
Its my understanding that Muslims must pray towards Mecca
5 times
a
day. If a Muslim is in another solar system, or even in
another
galaxy (Pegasus), or on the Ancient ship Destiny (as in
the
Stargate
Universe series) how can he know in which way to bow?

I imagine somewhere that Mohammed forbids followers from
leaving
the
planet, unless they're flying on a magic horse named
Barack.

Being a secular humanist, what does that mean? Maybe a
horse named
Christopher Hitchens?

Lol... Whodunit always has to find a way to attack
Obama....how
pitiful....<g

Besides, everyone knows that President Obama rides a magic
unicorn.
It
would, therefore, be hard for him to be a horse.

I would like to see Obama ride a Llama.

In his pyjamas?

Mind you - he'd need huge pyjamas to be able to ride a whole llama
around
inside em!

I was assuming that he would be in his Presidential suit.

In which direction did the Muslims on Atlantis face at Prayer time?

Forward.

In which direction was Mecca from Atlantis' perspective?

This way /

Up at an angle?

Meccanic: The police station in the holy city.
 
nemo...
Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 7:01 am
Guest
"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni at (no spam) pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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Quote:


"Smokie Darling (Annie)" wrote:

On Oct 28, 9:26 pm, "szr" <s... at (no spam) sREzMOrVEoman.com> wrote:
Jette Goldie wrote:
szr wrote:
D. Stussy wrote:
"DerekW" <nos... at (no spam) ntlworld.com> wrote in message
news:YHKFm.20$MG6.7 at (no spam) newsfe13.ams2...
[...]
You are sure you have been watching the series haven't you?
which started with the crew "StarGateing" on to Destiny so
the only point of reference would be where they gated to
prior to the ship 'warping' away
You obviously missed the scene where they discovered the ship's log
and when it displayed a map of where the ship has been, starting
from Earth.

I've watched each episode, and as I recall they haven not been able
to get into the main systems. Did I miss something? If so, which
episode and approximately what part was this in?

Fairly early on.

Err.. it is still my understanding that they still haven't been able to
get
into the main systems yet?

No, Rush said that he was unable to access the main systems (hence why
they can't stop the FTL jumping portion). He was unaware of the
complete power loss (okay, not so complete), until the lights went
out. He had only been able to get into the peripheral systems.

He spent the first 25 minutes of "Darkness" warning of an imminent power
failure,
so he was definitely aware of a power shortage!

Heck, they still don't know which parts of the ship might be venting
atmosphere because of less than stellar shielding, and he can't access
the entire schematic of the ship.

If there are still areas with poor shielding, those areas would have been
fried
when Destiny dived into a star in "Light".

Why couldn't she have dived into a star in "Mild and Bitter"?
 
Gisele...
Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 8:11 am
Guest
Tim Bruening <tsbrueni at (no spam) pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in
news:4AEDAACF.C223B4EE at (no spam) pop.dcn.davis.ca.us:

Quote:
If there are still areas with poor shielding, those areas would
have been fried
when Destiny dived into a star in "Light".

Why couldn't she have dived into a star in "Mild and Bitter"?

When was that episode? Did you see it on the SyFy channel?

Tim, he's joking. Nemo is a jester.

Gisele
 
Tim Bruening...
Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 10:26 am
Guest
nemo wrote:

Quote:
"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni at (no spam) pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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nemo wrote:

"TB" <tsbrueni at (no spam) dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:75dbf9cd-02b3-4ab0-af4e-61fbcda0fa65 at (no spam) v37g2000prg.googlegroups.com...
On Oct 28, 7:30 am, "nemo" <n... at (no spam) naughtylass.wet> wrote:
"TB" <tsbru... at (no spam) dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

news:3a33d916-9118-4849-af90-43152ce74aa9 at (no spam) a39g2000pre.googlegroups.com...



On Oct 27, 4:08 pm, "David V. Loewe, Jr" <davelo... at (no spam) charter.net
wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 20:16:23 +0000 (UTC), Gisele

ilove... at (no spam) nospamlycos.com> wrote:
CF <C... at (no spam) example.invalid> wrote:
whodunit wrote:
TB wrote:
Its my understanding that Muslims must pray towards Mecca 5
times
a
day. If a Muslim is in another solar system, or even in
another
galaxy (Pegasus), or on the Ancient ship Destiny (as in the
Stargate
Universe series) how can he know in which way to bow?

I imagine somewhere that Mohammed forbids followers from
leaving
the
planet, unless they're flying on a magic horse named Barack.

Being a secular humanist, what does that mean? Maybe a horse
named
Christopher Hitchens?

Lol... Whodunit always has to find a way to attack Obama....how
pitiful....<g

Besides, everyone knows that President Obama rides a magic unicorn.
It
would, therefore, be hard for him to be a horse.

I would like to see Obama ride a Llama.

In his pyjamas?

Mind you - he'd need huge pyjamas to be able to ride a whole llama
around
inside em!

I was assuming that he would be in his Presidential suit.

In which direction did the Muslims on Atlantis face at Prayer time?

Forward.

In which direction was Mecca from Atlantis' perspective?

There used to be a big one in Leicester Square and I think there was one in
Tottenham Caught Road years ago as well.

I'm typing about the Mecca in Saudi Arabia that all Muslims must bow towards when
they pray, 5 times a day.
 
Tim Bruening...
Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 10:35 am
Guest
nemo wrote:

Quote:
"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni at (no spam) pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:4AEC9BED.E90660BC at (no spam) pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


"Smokie Darling (Annie)" wrote:

On Oct 28, 9:26 pm, "szr" <s... at (no spam) sREzMOrVEoman.com> wrote:
Jette Goldie wrote:
szr wrote:
D. Stussy wrote:
"DerekW" <nos... at (no spam) ntlworld.com> wrote in message
news:YHKFm.20$MG6.7 at (no spam) newsfe13.ams2...
[...]
You are sure you have been watching the series haven't you?
which started with the crew "StarGateing" on to Destiny so
the only point of reference would be where they gated to
prior to the ship 'warping' away
You obviously missed the scene where they discovered the ship's log
and when it displayed a map of where the ship has been, starting
from Earth.

I've watched each episode, and as I recall they haven not been able
to get into the main systems. Did I miss something? If so, which
episode and approximately what part was this in?

Fairly early on.

Err.. it is still my understanding that they still haven't been able to
get
into the main systems yet?

No, Rush said that he was unable to access the main systems (hence why
they can't stop the FTL jumping portion). He was unaware of the
complete power loss (okay, not so complete), until the lights went
out. He had only been able to get into the peripheral systems.

He spent the first 25 minutes of "Darkness" warning of an imminent power
failure,
so he was definitely aware of a power shortage!

Heck, they still don't know which parts of the ship might be venting
atmosphere because of less than stellar shielding, and he can't access
the entire schematic of the ship.

If there are still areas with poor shielding, those areas would have been
fried
when Destiny dived into a star in "Light".

Why couldn't she have dived into a star in "Mild and Bitter"?

When was that episode? Did you see it on the SyFy channel?
 
 
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