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| Lew Hodgett... |
 Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 10:22 pm |
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Enjoy
Lew
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I was walking past the mental hospital the other day,
And all the patients were shouting, '13....13....13.'
The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the
planks, so I looked through to see what was going on.....
Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick!
Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'... |
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| nailshooter41 at (no spam) aol.com... |
| Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 2:53 pm |
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On Oct 22, 11:22 pm, "Lew Hodgett" <sails.... at (no spam) verizon.net> wrote:
Quote: Enjoy
Lew
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I was walking past the mental hospital the other day,
And all the patients were shouting, '13....13....13.'
The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the
planks, so I looked through to see what was going on.....
Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick!
Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'...
OK Lew, you've posted a bunch of these, and most just aren't my humor.
That one got me. I laughed my butt off.
Told the boys on the job today, and they did, too.
They will be looking for pranks to pull on each other so they can
start their own chant.
Good one!
Robert |
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| Robatoy... |
| Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 4:33 pm |
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On Oct 23, 12:22 am, "Lew Hodgett" <sails.... at (no spam) verizon.net> wrote:
Quote: Enjoy
Lew
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I was walking past the mental hospital the other day,
And all the patients were shouting, '13....13....13.'
The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the
planks, so I looked through to see what was going on.....
Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick!
Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'...
At approximately the same spot, a gentleman had a flat tire. He jacked
up his car and took off the wheelnuts, put them into the hubcap while
he changed the wheel. When the new wheel was in place, he reached for
the wheelnuts and accidentally knocked the contents of the hubcap into
a sewer grate watching in horror as all the nuts went down the drain,
out of reach.
Not knowing what to do, he sat down on the sidewalk in despair when a
voice from the other side of the mental hospital's fence said: "take
one nut off each of the other wheels and mount the new spare with only
three nuts, it will be safe enough to get you to a garage for more
nuts."
The gentle man was ever so grateful and asked the patient: "That was a
brilliant suggestion, what on earth are you possibly doing in this
institution?"
The patient replied: "I am crazy, not stupid!" |
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| Lew Hodgett... |
| Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 8:14 pm |
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<nailshooter41 at (no spam) aol.com> wrote:
Quote: OK Lew, you've posted a bunch of these, and most just aren't my
humor.
That one got me. I laughed my butt off.
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The first time I heard this one I kicked a slat out of my cradle:
however, hadn't heard it in a long time and it had the same effect on
me.
Have a 90+ year old cousin who is my source of most of these O/T
tales.
Some are better than others.
Lew |
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| CW... |
| Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 8:30 pm |
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"Lew Hodgett" <sails.man at (no spam) verizon.net> wrote in message
news:005e37a4$0$23690$c3e8da3 at (no spam) news.astraweb.com...
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Have a 90+ year old cousin who is my source of most of these O/T tales.
Your younger cousin, right?  |
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