An Aussie ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a small
village
and sees a local sitting on his veranda patting his dog. He figures
he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Kiwi

'G'day, mind if I talk to your dog?'
Villager: 'The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie.'
Ventriloquist: 'Hello dog, how's it going mate?'
Dog: 'Yeah, doin' all right.'
Kiwi: (look of extreme shock)
Ventriloquist: 'Is this bloke your owner?' (pointing at the Villager)
Dog: 'Yep'
Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?'
Dog: 'Yeah, real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food
and
takes me to the lake once a week to play.'
Kiwi: (look of utter disbelief)

Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?'
Kiwi: 'Uh, the horse doesn't talk either...I think.'
Ventriloquist: 'Hey horse, how's it going?'
Horse: 'Cool'
Kiwi: (absolutely dumbfounded)
Ventriloquist: 'Is this your owner?' (Pointing at the villager)
Horse: 'Yep'
Ventriloquist: How does he treat you?
Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly,
brushes
me down often and keeps me in the shed to protect me from the
elements..'
Kiwi: (total look of amazement)

Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?'

Kiwi: (in a panic) 'That sheep's a fucking LIAR!..'

(Culled from a guitar Newsgroup.)

An Aussie ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a small
village
and sees a local sitting on his veranda patting his dog. He figures
he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Kiwi

'G'day, mind if I talk to your dog?'
Villager: 'The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie.'
Ventriloquist: 'Hello dog, how's it going mate?'
Dog: 'Yeah, doin' all right.'
Kiwi: (look of extreme shock)
Ventriloquist: 'Is this bloke your owner?' (pointing at the Villager)
Dog: 'Yep'
Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?'
Dog: 'Yeah, real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food
and
takes me to the lake once a week to play.'
Kiwi: (look of utter disbelief)


Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?'
Kiwi: 'Uh, the horse doesn't talk either...I think.'
Ventriloquist: 'Hey horse, how's it going?'
Horse: 'Cool'
Kiwi: (absolutely dumbfounded)
Ventriloquist: 'Is this your owner?' (Pointing at the villager)
Horse: 'Yep'
Ventriloquist: How does he treat you?
Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly,
brushes
me down often and keeps me in the shed to protect me from the
elements..'
Kiwi: (total look of amazement)


Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?'


Kiwi: (in a panic) 'That sheep's a fucking LIAR!..'

(Culled from a guitar Newsgroup.)

Twibil <nowayjo... at (no spam) gmail.com> wrote:
On Oct 21, 4:05 am, "armpit" <armarmpit... at (no spam) yahoo.com> wrote:

Gee first time I herd that it was all in Wyoming...

Wales, for me :-)

If your telling us that the whale's a fucking liar, I'm totally impressed.
8^)

Aw, no biggie: it's all in knowing how long you can hold your breath.

Mmmmfmmmffmmm

*Burp*

On Oct 27, 5:54 pm, "S'mee" <stevenkei... at (no spam) hotmail.com> wrote:
On Oct 27, 3:14 pm, "Beav" <beavis.origi... at (no spam) ntlwoxorld.com> wrote:
Newcastle for me.
WOW...always thought that was just another pissy Brown Ale. 8^)-

How do you know what piss tastes like, in order to compare Newcastle
Brown Ale to it?

little man upon the stair wrote:
On Oct 27, 5:54 pm, "S'mee" <stevenkei... at (no spam) hotmail.com> wrote:
On Oct 27, 3:14 pm, "Beav" <beavis.origi... at (no spam) ntlwoxorld.com> wrote:
Newcastle for me.
WOW...always thought that was just another pissy Brown Ale. 8^)-

How do you know what piss tastes like, in order to compare Newcastle
Brown Ale to it?




You seem to have a lot of fetishes.....A pissy brown ale is a ligher
colour Than a brown ale. the 'pissy' refers to the colour, not the taste.