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| Lu Powell... |
 Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 6:09 pm |
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Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks
into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a
room people call him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room
everyone says 'Your Eminence'." The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son
is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four
men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breasts, 24"
stomach and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."
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The real tea party is on November 2, 2010. |
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| nom=de=plume... |
| Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 6:29 pm |
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"Lu Powell" <harrywho? at (no spam) biteme.com> wrote in message
news:ijsDm.1672$Xq1.698 at (no spam) newsfe10.iad...
Quote:
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he
walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a
room people call him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room
everyone says 'Your Eminence'." The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son
is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four
men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breasts, 24"
stomach and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."
Thus, women are superior to men. Why do you think they call the chief nun
Mother Superior??
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| jps... |
| Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 8:38 pm |
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On Tue, 20 Oct 2009 20:09:17 -0400, "Lu Powell" <harrywho? at (no spam) biteme.com>
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Quote: The real tea party is on November 2, 2010.
Will you be having yours with milk or milk of magnesia?
Teabaggers will be staring at a big red moon.
I hope you get a seat is in the front row. |
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| Lu Powell... |
| Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 9:07 pm |
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"jps" <trash at (no spam) thedump.com> wrote in message
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Quote: On Tue, 20 Oct 2009 20:09:17 -0400, "Lu Powell" <harrywho? at (no spam) biteme.com
wrote:
The real tea party is on November 2, 2010.
Will you be having yours with milk or milk of magnesia?
Teabaggers will be staring at a big red moon.
I hope you get a seat is in the front row.
Your comments fit the term:
non com·pos men·tis (nn kmps mnts)
adj.
Not of sound mind and hence not legally responsible; mentally incompetent. |
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| jps... |
| Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 10:07 pm |
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On Tue, 20 Oct 2009 23:07:57 -0400, "Lu Powell" <harrywho? at (no spam) biteme.com>
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"jps" <trash at (no spam) thedump.com> wrote in message
news:drssd5hc7l4bc8u25nudj153ummnqcqte1 at (no spam) 4ax.com...
On Tue, 20 Oct 2009 20:09:17 -0400, "Lu Powell" <harrywho? at (no spam) biteme.com
wrote:
The real tea party is on November 2, 2010.
Will you be having yours with milk or milk of magnesia?
Teabaggers will be staring at a big red moon.
I hope you get a seat is in the front row.
Your comments fit the term:
non com·pos men·tis (nn kmps mnts)
adj.
Not of sound mind and hence not legally responsible; mentally incompetent.
And you comandeered a police force? You must have been one hell of a
detective.
Let me put it to you more succinctly in words that even a simple soul
such as yourself can understand.
The Republican Party will gain little if anything in 2010. It's
reputation as the party of obstruction is being reinforced daily in
the minds of Americans.
You'll be staring at a goose egg, zero, nada. A big red asshole.
The Club for Growth is now feuding with Newt, Michelle Malkin is
warning donors that they're not contributing to a conservative cause
if they're giving money to the RNC. Republicans are moving further
away from moderation and more toward radical conservatism. Olympia
Snowe is an anomoly.
Republicans are alienating more voters every day. The number of
people self-identifying as Republicans is now down to one in five.
Does that meet your definition of compos mentis you silly jerk? |
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| Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 10:40 pm |
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On Tue, 20 Oct 2009 19:38:14 -0700, jps <trash at (no spam) thedump.com> wrote:
Quote: On Tue, 20 Oct 2009 20:09:17 -0400, "Lu Powell" <harrywho? at (no spam) biteme.com
wrote:
The real tea party is on November 2, 2010.
Will you be having yours with milk or milk of magnesia?
Teabaggers will be staring at a big red moon.
I hope you get a seat is in the front row. |
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| Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 10:40 pm |
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On Tue, 20 Oct 2009 19:38:14 -0700, jps <trash at (no spam) thedump.com> wrote:
Quote: Teabaggers will be staring at a big red moon.
Is Rush going to be there? |
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| jps... |
| Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 10:56 pm |
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On Wed, 21 Oct 2009 00:40:32 -0400, gfretwell at (no spam) aol.com wrote:
Quote: On Tue, 20 Oct 2009 19:38:14 -0700, jps <trash at (no spam) thedump.com> wrote:
Teabaggers will be staring at a big red moon.
Is Rush going to be there?
You bet! With a cigar, a bottle of oxy and some field glasses to get
an upclose view.
If not, he maybe in the DR looking for boys to rent. |
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