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| Purr Loin... |
 Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 10:00 am |
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I'm walking back from Din Ho (Peyton Gin and 182) the other night
and needed to pee (overactive bladder - medical necessity). So I
ducked behind the corner of the dumpster to take a quick one. Hmm,
lots of feathers back here. And that's a pretty odd looking lizard
skeleton I'm peeing on. And syringes. And it's kinda funky
smelling back here, too.
Then from inside the dumpster I hear this thumping/knocking against
the side wall. Eeek, some junkie is digging or sleeping in this
dumpster?
I finish what I'm doing and walk around the front side and there it
is again, against the opposite side wall this time. I look and see
that this fancy dumpster is completely sealed up with an enclosed
chute coming right out of the back of the building. And it looks
like it acts as a compactor, too. How did somebody get in there?
Then I got to wondering what kind of store was in front of this
building... Lets see... A PetSmart and a veterinarian (Banfield Pet
Hospital according to Google). Ahh, now I get it. Feathers,
syringes, odd skeletons...
Apparently some of their merchandise and patients aren't quite dead
when they "bury" them. This was more than the twitching of nerves
at 10:45PM on a Saturday - whatever it was seemed to be jumping
around inside there and quite vigorously. But alas, I am not a
veterinarian or doctor.
What a way to go, eh? Reminds of the scene from "Behind Enemy
Lines". At least they could have activated the compactor and
squashed whatever was still alive.
Where's Brooks when you need her?
Your Friend,
-sw (who has no affiliation with either company, PETA, or any other
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| Danny Fritz... |
| Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 12:49 pm |
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Purr Loin wrote:
Quote: I'm walking back from Din Ho (Peyton Gin and 182) the other night
and needed to pee (overactive bladder - medical necessity). So I
ducked behind the corner of the dumpster to take a quick one. Hmm,
lots of feathers back here. And that's a pretty odd looking lizard
skeleton I'm peeing on. And syringes. And it's kinda funky
smelling back here, too.
Then from inside the dumpster I hear this thumping/knocking against
the side wall. Eeek, some junkie is digging or sleeping in this
dumpster?
I finish what I'm doing and walk around the front side and there it
is again, against the opposite side wall this time. I look and see
that this fancy dumpster is completely sealed up with an enclosed
chute coming right out of the back of the building. And it looks
like it acts as a compactor, too. How did somebody get in there?
Then I got to wondering what kind of store was in front of this
building... Lets see... A PetSmart and a veterinarian (Banfield Pet
Hospital according to Google). Ahh, now I get it. Feathers,
syringes, odd skeletons...
Apparently some of their merchandise and patients aren't quite dead
when they "bury" them. This was more than the twitching of nerves
at 10:45PM on a Saturday - whatever it was seemed to be jumping
around inside there and quite vigorously. But alas, I am not a
veterinarian or doctor.
What a way to go, eh? Reminds of the scene from "Behind Enemy
Lines". At least they could have activated the compactor and
squashed whatever was still alive.
Where's Brooks when you need her?
Your Friend,
-sw (who has no affiliation with either company, PETA, or any other
related organization, pro or con)
Why did you not go in the store to pee? |
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| Danny Fritz... |
| Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 12:50 pm |
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| Go in the store to pee next time. |
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| Wankatoa... |
| Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 2:27 pm |
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Danny Fritz <dcfritz at (no spam) purdue.edu> scribblednews:h98htb$8d5$2
at (no spam) mailhub227.itcs.purdue.edu:
Quote: Go in the store to pee next time.
He doesn't call the police when there are sounds coming from the dumpster, he
pees in pubic and is too lazy to go into the store, he doesn't confront the
manager nor call an AAS reporter...he does nothing, except regurgitate his
idiocy online.
Typical.
--
Remember:
A fine is a tax for doing wrong
A tax is a fine for doing well.
Death To all Liberals! |
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| Sqwertz... |
| Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 9:31 pm |
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On Mon, 21 Sep 2009 14:49:17 -0400, Danny Fritz wrote:
Quote: Why did you not go in the store to pee?
I may have missed a few dog-year decades here in A.G. but I'm
guessing you're the new Village Idiot du Jour?
Somebody show this guy a satellite photo. At 10:45PM.
Thanks for the reminder, Dannie.
-sw |
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| Sqwertz... |
| Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 9:32 pm |
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On Mon, 21 Sep 2009 14:50:20 -0400, Danny Fritz wrote:
Quote: Go in the store to pee next time.
Gee. You're just bursting with useless insight.
Give this guy a plastic mannequin up the ass.
-sw |
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| RiverMan... |
| Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 9:56 am |
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On Sep 21, 11:00 am, Purr Loin <mediumr... at (no spam) sizzler.com> wrote:
Quote: I'm walking back from Din Ho (Peyton Gin and 182) the other night
and needed to pee (overactive bladder - medical necessity). So I
ducked behind the corner of the dumpster to take a quick one. Hmm,
lots of feathers back here. And that's a pretty odd looking lizard
skeleton I'm peeing on. And syringes. And it's kinda funky
smelling back here, too.
Then from inside the dumpster I hear this thumping/knocking against
the side wall. Eeek, some junkie is digging or sleeping in this
dumpster?
I finish what I'm doing and walk around the front side and there it
is again, against the opposite side wall this time. I look and see
that this fancy dumpster is completely sealed up with an enclosed
chute coming right out of the back of the building. And it looks
like it acts as a compactor, too. How did somebody get in there?
Then I got to wondering what kind of store was in front of this
building... Lets see... A PetSmart and a veterinarian (Banfield Pet
Hospital according to Google). Ahh, now I get it. Feathers,
syringes, odd skeletons...
Apparently some of their merchandise and patients aren't quite dead
when they "bury" them. This was more than the twitching of nerves
at 10:45PM on a Saturday - whatever it was seemed to be jumping
around inside there and quite vigorously. But alas, I am not a
veterinarian or doctor.
What a way to go, eh? Reminds of the scene from "Behind Enemy
Lines". At least they could have activated the compactor and
squashed whatever was still alive.
Where's Brooks when you need her?
Your Friend,
-sw (who has no affiliation with either company, PETA, or any other
related organization, pro or con)
I am not suprised.... it's all about profit. When they have an animal
that wont sell I am sure it is more profiable to dispose of it
quickly. Someone should do an undercover camera thing there.
-=] RiverMan [=- |
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