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megabyte...
Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 4:22 am
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i'll tell the story quickly.

with my first "live in" cat ("menthol"), there was one day where i took a
bath.

getting out, i felt weird, over hot, and exhausted.

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i laid down on the bed, and he hopped on...

he was oddly "biting" at non-existant "something" shooting out of the
palm of my right hand, and pushing his nose at the palm of my right
hand...

as if i was to catch his nose like the hand was a "muzzle"...

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he started "fluttering"... a louder than ever purr... with FORCE...

i felt a STRONG buzz overcome my body... and it was almost scary...

it got so strong it started to HURT my THROAT...

i tolerated it, and it got lighter and lighter...

he "popped" me.

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from that day on, regular all day euphoria, relaxed nerves, and REGULAR
BOWEL MOVEMENTS.

no joke.

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this one IS being posted to rec.pets.cats, because i expect it to be a
common thing.
 
Matthew...
Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 2:47 pm
Guest
Ok cross posting removed

Oh man you have got bitten You really NEED to do this

GET BACK ON YOUR FREAKING MEDS YOU FREAK


"megabyte" <x at (no spam) x.x>
 
 
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