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| James Hogg... |
 Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 8:42 am |
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Abstinence Alaska-Style
Well those cold Alaskan winters
leave you feelin' dank and bitter
and a teenage redneck's instinct is
to seek out girls 'n' heat.
When he left the rink frustrated
after chasing that old puck around
he passed the ladies' locker room
to see who he might meet.
When his avid eyes met Bristol's
well it made him cream his Levi's,
but the well-brought-up young girl observed,
"You've just made God irate.
It's a sin to spill your seed like that
'cause every sperm is sacred.
For the Palin creed says: Don't come off
except to procreate."
He said, "Abstinence just makes a young man's
heart grow even fonder."
"And a celibate," the girl agreed,
"has less to celebrate."
"But I don't want kids," he said,
"for me a family has no value."
"Let's play Vatican roulette," she said,
"although it's our first date."
Up in heaven, the Great Croupier
was watching as they gambolled,
as they gambled with their future
'neath the cold Alaskan sky.
And He earmarked two choice gametes
to unite and bless their union,
and another shotgun wedding
was conceived by God on High.
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| Jim Capaldi... |
| Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 10:52 am |
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Abstinence Half Breed Obama Style
If my chile gets a baby,
I ain't punish her by making her have it.
Just kill that little pickaninny
And the baby-daddy, too.
Obama Hussein "Change" Barack
"James Hogg" <Jas.HoggNO at (no spam) SPAM.gmail.com> wrote in message
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Quote: Abstinence Alaska-Style
Well those cold Alaskan winters
leave you feelin' dank and bitter
and a teenage redneck's instinct is
to seek out girls 'n' heat.
When he left the rink frustrated
after chasing that old puck around
he passed the ladies' locker room
to see who he might meet.
When his avid eyes met Bristol's
well it made him cream his Levi's,
but the well-brought-up young girl observed,
"You've just made God irate.
It's a sin to spill your seed like that
'cause every sperm is sacred.
For the Palin creed says: Don't come off
except to procreate."
He said, "Abstinence just makes a young man's
heart grow even fonder."
"And a celibate," the girl agreed,
"has less to celebrate."
"But I don't want kids," he said,
"for me a family has no value."
"Let's play Vatican roulette," she said,
"although it's our first date."
Up in heaven, the Great Croupier
was watching as they gambolled,
as they gambled with their future
'neath the cold Alaskan sky.
And He earmarked two choice gametes
to unite and bless their union,
and another shotgun wedding
was conceived by God on High.
James Hogg |
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| James Hogg... |
| Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 3:46 pm |
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On Sat, 06 Sep 2008 15:52:03 GMT, "Jim Capaldi"
<jimcapaldi at (no spam) verizon.net> wrote:
Quote: Abstinence Half Breed Obama Style
If my chile gets a baby,
I ain't punish her by making her have it.
Just kill that little pickaninny
And the baby-daddy, too.
So, how long have you been a songwriter?
James |
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| steggy... |
| Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 4:31 pm |
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James Hogg schreef:
Quote: On Sat, 06 Sep 2008 15:52:03 GMT, "Jim Capaldi"
jimcapaldi at (no spam) verizon.net> wrote:
Abstinence Half Breed Obama Style
If my chile gets a baby,
I ain't punish her by making her have it.
Just kill that little pickaninny
And the baby-daddy, too.
So, how long have you been a songwriter?
James
The career will end very soon I hope. |
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| Jim Capaldi... |
| Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 9:08 pm |
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About as long as you have.
"James Hogg" <Jas.HoggOUT at (no spam) SPAM.gmail.com> wrote in message
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Quote: On Sat, 06 Sep 2008 15:52:03 GMT, "Jim Capaldi"
jimcapaldi at (no spam) verizon.net> wrote:
Abstinence Half Breed Obama Style
If my chile gets a baby,
I ain't punish her by making her have it.
Just kill that little pickaninny
And the baby-daddy, too.
So, how long have you been a songwriter?
James |
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| Matt-the-Hoople... |
| Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 7:01 am |
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On 06 Sep 2008, Jim Capaldi barged into rec.music.folk and uttered:
Quote: Abstinence Half Breed Obama Style
If my chile gets a baby,
I ain't punish her by making her have it.
Just kill that little pickaninny
And the baby-daddy, too.
Obama Hussein "Change" Barack
Typically, in folk music, we at least try to get the names right. In this
case, the name would be 'Barack Hussein "Change" Obama'. Please make a
note of it.
Furthermore, I am sure that very few are looking at abortion as a form of
birth control, but rather as a basic human 'right' - a woman's right to
choose - and quite frankly, none of the government's damned business
anyway. The government has no quarter to meddle in moral issues - that's
what education and conscience are for.
Now - let's keep the political discussions in the appropriate place. This
is a folk music group. alt.politics is over there --->
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| Bill Kawalec... |
| Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 4:29 pm |
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"steggy" <steggy at (no spam) hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Quote: James Hogg schreef:
On Sat, 06 Sep 2008 15:52:03 GMT, "Jim Capaldi"
jimcapaldi at (no spam) verizon.net> wrote:
Abstinence Half Breed Obama Style
If my chile gets a baby,
I ain't punish her by making her have it.
Just kill that little pickaninny
And the baby-daddy, too.
So, how long have you been a songwriter?
James
The career will end very soon I hope.
this whole thread couldn't end soon enough. |
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| G... |
| Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 5:47 am |
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"Bill Kawalec" <billkawalec at (no spam) yahoo.com> wrote in message
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oh. so YOU have decided there is no free speech in rec.music.folk?
It 'appears' it is YOU that has deemed rec.MUSIC.folk a no free speech
zone..... ESPECIALLY when it comes to music related posts......:)
Tell me, if you're soooo against 'spam' then why are you chatting politics
in a music related NG? Can I suggest you research the word 'spam'? It
'may' help you to look more intelligent when replying to posts...... |
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| G... |
| Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 6:15 am |
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"Bill Kawalec" <billkawalec at (no spam) yahoo.com> wrote in message
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heard the one about the pot and the kettle? |
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