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**Rowland Croucher**...
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 12:54 am
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(Yeah, yeah, some of you have heard it before, but others - equally
valued as human beings in search of a giggle - haven't, OK? :-)

*****

Two
men were sitting next to each other at a bar. After awhile, one guy looks
at the other and says, 'I can't help but think, from listening to you, that
you're from Ireland.'

The other guy responds proudly, 'Yes, that I
am!'

The first guy
says, 'So am I! And where about
from Ireland might
you be'?

The other guy answers, 'I'm
from Dublin,
I am.'

The first guy responds, 'So am
I!'

'Sure and
begorra. And what street did you live on
in Dublin?

The other guy says, 'A lovely little area it was.
I lived on McCleary
Street in
the old central part of town.'

The first guy says, 'Faith and it's a small world.
So did I! So did I!
And to what school would you have been
going'?

The other guy
answers, 'Well now, I went to St. Mary's, of
course.'

The first
guy gets really excited and says, 'And so did I. Tell me , what year did
you graduate'?

The
other guy answers, 'Well, now, let's see. I graduated in
1964.'

The first guy exclaims, 'The Good Lord must be smiling
down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same
bar tonight. Can you believe it? I graduated from St. Mary's in 1964
my own self!'

About
this time, Vicky walks into the bar, sits down and orders a
beer.

Brian, the bartender, walks over to Vicky, shaking his
head and mutters, 'It's going to be a long night
tonight.'

Vicky asks,
'Why do you say that, Brian'?

'The Murphy twins are drunk
again.'

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Shalom/Salaam/Pax! Rowland Croucher

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