BlackMonk wrote:
I wonder what he would have thought about Americans who wrote "larf" instead
of "laugh."

We could guess, and probably be right.

We could guess, and probably be right.

Nestle an acorn neatly balanced tween the space between your bollocks
arnd your arse (you may need to be standing on you head on the settee
or something for this piece). Shout "Yoko" 27 times and fall down in a
mock accidental way. Repeat this action until you feel the sky.

Danny

Now there's some *real* avante garde conceptual art for you.- Hide quoted text -

Think of an acorn,
Imagine it growing into an oak tree.
Imagine the mature tree being chopped down.
Imagine the solid table fashioned from it.
Place a cup of tea upon the table.
Think of the acorn as you drink the cup of tea.

(Note how I'm getting the hang of this conceptual art bollocks!)

Danny

:-)

Hold an acorn next to your ear and listen to it.
When it speaks to you, write down the things it says.
If after 20 minutes it does not speak, shake it a bit and shout at it
"Are you fucking taking the piss you bastard acorn, or what?"

Repeat this procedure until you begin to feel uncomfortable.

Danny

On Jul 21, 7:39 pm, The Walrus was Danny <dannyisthewal... at (no spam) tesco.net
wrote:

Think of an acorn,
Imagine it growing into an oak tree.
Imagine the mature tree being chopped down.
Imagine the solid table fashioned from it.
Place a cup of tea upon the table.
Think of the acorn as you drink the cup of tea.

(Note how I'm getting the hang of this conceptual art bollocks!)

Sorry, Danny - the funny ones are much better.
Not easy to do a serious one, is it?

On Jul 20, 4:55 pm, Me <BabaOhRea... at (no spam) yahoo.com> wrote:





On Jul 20, 5:42?pm, fattuc... at (no spam) yahoo.com wrote:

On Jul 20, 1:19?am, The Walrus was Danny <dannyisthewal... at (no spam) tesco.net
wrote:

Spotted this on a link from Saki's Butcher let it rmb page:

http://100acorns.blogspot.com/2008/07/connection-piece-ii.html

Seems the Yoke is subjecting the world with some of her conceptual
instructions again.

Take an acorn and sellotape it across your navel.
Add water and light on a daily basis.
Watch an oak tree grow.
(feel free to replace navel with arse - but remember to replace after
defecation)

Danny

Here's another instructional poem:

1. Take a condom and put it over your own head.

2. Put yourself on display and call yourself art.

3. Then flush a toilet.

Or he could just put a rubber over his head, tape a sign across his
navel that says, "I'm a dick" and count how many people say, "Yeah. I
know."

Now there's some *real* avante garde conceptual art for you.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

The "instructional poem" I had written was directed at the public at
large.  I was pretending write a part of the book Grapefruit.

I someones wonder why John would find such a book appealing.  However
I believe it is because he had a wacky, rebellious sense of humor.
John probably felt many of the poems were absurd, and thought it would
be a larf to see if people would actually do these things.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

On Jul 21, 8:03 am, fattuc... at (no spam) yahoo.com wrote:





On Jul 20, 4:55 pm, Me <BabaOhRea... at (no spam) yahoo.com> wrote:

On Jul 20, 5:42?pm, fattuc... at (no spam) yahoo.com wrote:

On Jul 20, 1:19?am, The Walrus was Danny <dannyisthewal... at (no spam) tesco.net
wrote:

Spotted this on a link from Saki's Butcher let it rmb page:

http://100acorns.blogspot.com/2008/07/connection-piece-ii.html

Seems the Yoke is subjecting the world with some of her conceptual
instructions again.

Take an acorn and sellotape it across your navel.
Add water and light on a daily basis.
Watch an oak tree grow.
(feel free to replace navel with arse - but remember to replace after
defecation)

Danny

Here's another instructional poem:

1. Take a condom and put it over your own head.

2. Put yourself on display and call yourself art.

3. Then flush a toilet.

Or he could just put a rubber over his head, tape a sign across his
navel that says, "I'm a dick" and count how many people say, "Yeah. I
know."

Now there's some *real* avante garde conceptual art for you.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

The "instructional poem" I had written was directed at the public at
large.  I was pretending write a part of the book Grapefruit.

I someones wonder why John would find such a book appealing.  However
I believe it is because he had a wacky, rebellious sense of humor.
John probably felt many of the poems were absurd, and thought it would
be a larf to see if people would actually do these things.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

In many ways you are right in your statements "wondering why John
would like such a book,Yes he Found it Very amusing and was
interrested in seeing if anyone would actually do any of those things-
would ppl just mindelessy follow these instructions-or would ppl have
the intellenge to question them first.,however,practically everything
John did,say,or experimented with conceptually has been taken right
out of context and literally guoted as an Absolute  belief

Since when are the two things exclusive?

Place an acorn in front of a large department store and watch people
fall over it.

Danny

Post puerile insults online about people more successful than your
entire family tree.
Post them until your personal life is not a study in abject alcoholic
failure.

On Jul 23, 8:55 pm, "Lookingglass" <Shemak... at (no spam) comcast.net> wrote:

"The Walrus was Danny" <dannyisthewal... at (no spam) tesco.net> wrote

Guru you seem to be going through a rather strange *psycho analysis*
period whereby the other users of this forum are subjected to your
picking the brians.

Brian who?

Epstein.
The drunken homo.
OW, Danny's role model.