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The Handelmaniac...
Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 5:23 pm
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I must brag that my Vissi d'arte group now has close to 700 members.
I am trying to figure out a proper gift for the 700th member.
Remember, all our members are normal...which might be hard to
believe...but it is true (unless there is an interloper
disguised)......


The site is:

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/vissidarte (or vissidamore)

We do not have a large discussion format..People can post as they
wish, but mainly what people enjoy,as on my podcast site, is the
ability to download many sound files from my collection. I hope some
newbies will check it out, as it is growing faster than ever,probably
owing in part to my mentioning it on my podcast site,which is:

http://handelmania.libsyn.com


Thanks for listening....Charlie
Mark...
Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 5:52 pm
Guest
Who could possibly care?
LT...
Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 6:16 pm
Guest
On Jul 14, 11:52 pm, Mark <mark.clave... at (no spam) gmail.com> wrote:
Quote:
Who could possibly care?

About your drivel? NooooooBodddy.
The Handelmaniac...
Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 6:15 am
Guest
On Jul 15, 12:16�am, LT <LeonardT2... at (no spam) gmail.com> wrote:
Quote:
On Jul 14, 11:52�pm, Mark <mark.clave... at (no spam) gmail.com> wrote:

Who could possibly care?

About your drivel? �NooooooBodddy.

I did not see a post from lying Mark about my post....of course,it
does not matter..Every time the idiot says "Nobody cares..he means HE
DOES NOT CARE..He happily speaks only for his jealous self and a few
henchmen..so who cares about him..ch
Ancona21...
Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 6:48 am
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On Jul 14, 11:23 pm, The Handelmaniac <CharlesHandel... at (no spam) cs.com> wrote:
Quote:
  I must brag that my Vissi d'arte group now has close to 700 members.
I am trying to figure out a proper gift for the 700th member.


Send him a copy of this:

Leonard Tillman and Charles Handelman are a pair of very sick
puppies.
Today's FAQ is about Tillman. We will get to Handelman later.

Tillman is harder to pin down than a greased pig. When you
think you have him cornered he pushes his personal reset button and
presto! - his loop restarts. His ability to discriminate qualitatively
with respect to music
is non-existent; everything is either 'wunnerful' or it is 'more
wunnerful'. He makes sweeping
statements of uninformed opinion couched as facts, and he does not
tolerate disagreement with or criticism of them. His regular
discourse
is riddled with cliches, slogans and "me too". When confronted or
asked
to justify or clarify an unsupported fact or opinion, he responds in
his
home-made language known variously as "Tillmanese" and "Tillmanaise"
which is invariably riddled with ad hominem attacks.

Tillman's most inventive creation is a cocktail that he named "Santi-
Swig", a mixture of sperm and fecal matter. He has an extreme anal
fixation which is evidenced in numerous posts daily, and he accuses
posters who disagree with him of sexually molesting their small
children.
Tillman both despises women and is terrified of them. The vilest
insult, to his mind, is to call male posters some thinly disguised
slang word for the vagina - "c%nt", for example.
That he is the author of the infamous Kmart masturbation post is
beyond doubt.

He has posted here under numerous identities including Beefy123,
Giuseppe, Joe, Electrofan, tapefanatic, tapefana... at (no spam) webtv.net,
leonard_till... at (no spam) yahoo.com , lnrd_tl... at (no spam) yahoo.com,
CreditWhere... at (no spam) yahoo.com and others. He has been banned by Google
Groups numerous times for numerous reasons: death-threats, stalking,
posting pornographic, scatological, and obscene materials where minors
might be present, threatening members of rmo, harassment, threatening
the relatives of members of rmo, posting rape fantasies involving
children, etc. [Thanks to Pujol for this paragraph]

Those activities are well documented by Google and are illegal, not to
mention insane. A Google search of rmo for "Tillman" produces over
44,000 hits. This does not include the posts from his banned
identities which were deleted by Google from its public archives. A
reasonable estimate of his overall total is 80,000 posts since he
first appeared at rmo in 2001. The mind boggles at the number of
keyboard hours invested in producing such an outpouring of sludge.

Tillman's idea of starting an opera thread is to post a link to a
Youtube clip. The most memorable exception is his report of attending
an opera concert in Prospect Park with his biker buddies in which he
failed to identify the music performed. His responses to real opera
posts are of the smug, avuncular, safe-mode, ultra-lite, me-too,
wunnerful variety, or "that reminds me of Tony Randall singing Caro
Nome on the Ed Sullivan show" variety.

There is compelling reason to imagine that Tillman never leaves his
apartment save for the barest necessities, i.e., walking Elvis or
scoring a hotdog fix. He is obsessed with soap operas, scatology,
pedophilia and junk food. In LJO's memorable coinage, he is "crazier
than a shithouse mouse". He is the perfect partner for the infamous
Charles Handelman, The Opera Clown, with whom he 'sings' opera duets
on the telephone. After Handelman, TillyBird is rmo's most important
poster.
Ancona21
Mark...
Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 7:19 am
Guest
On Jul 15, 12:59 pm, espon... at (no spam) webtv.net (F R) wrote:
Quote:
I did not see a post from lying Mark about my post....of course,it does
not matter..Every time the idiot says "Nobody cares..he means HE DOES
NOT CARE..He happily speaks only for his jealous self and a few
henchmen..so who cares about him..ch

umm charlie,
who exactly DOES care? didn't you do a similar thing in the last line
of your post? and exactly why are people jealous of you? with all due
respect, i seriously doubt it. show you don't care by not replying to
him....and i wish mark would do likewise.

frank

Frank,
My work is done here.
F R...
Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 11:59 am
Guest
I did not see a post from lying Mark about my post....of course,it does
not matter..Every time the idiot says "Nobody cares..he means HE DOES
NOT CARE..He happily speaks only for his jealous self and a few
henchmen..so who cares about him..ch

umm charlie,
who exactly DOES care? didn't you do a similar thing in the last line
of your post? and exactly why are people jealous of you? with all due
respect, i seriously doubt it. show you don't care by not replying to
him....and i wish mark would do likewise.

frank
 
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