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Sheeit, man, save the butcher's fee. Rabbits are easy to kill, easy to
peel. Use a fried chicken recipe.

Kadaitcha Man, Loves spam sent to: nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com

Uncle Andy, <nospam@fuck--you.com>, the banged-up, fetid bum-bailey, and
person in charge of public toilets in parks at night, advocated:

Kadaitcha Man, Loves spam sent to: nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com



LOL, That'll be like the WTC footage.

Somewhat sad to witness, but fucking Amazing to watch!

I was working in Melbourne that day. I'd just shot the overnight
whore out the door and turned on the TV to watch the morning news.
Surreal.

I was watching it on the late news not long after the first plane hit.
First thing I did was go into the Yahoo! New York chat rooms to....
...errrr...offer my support ;-)

Fuckin' upset a few people that night, thats for sure.

Pah. What's a few thousand dead ameriKKKans, apart from piss-poor
fertiliser?

Fuck 'em if they cant take a joke.
Allah Akbah!

--
Uncle Andy.
One of God's own prototypes.
Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass
production.
Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

Kadaitcha Man, Loves spam sent to: nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com



LOL, That'll be like the WTC footage.

Somewhat sad to witness, but fucking Amazing to watch!

I was working in Melbourne that day. I'd just shot the overnight
whore out the door and turned on the TV to watch the morning news.
Surreal.

I was watching it on the late news not long after the first plane hit.
First thing I did was go into the Yahoo! New York chat rooms to....
...errrr...offer my support ;-)

Fuckin' upset a few people that night, thats for sure.

LOL, That'll be like the WTC footage.

Somewhat sad to witness, but fucking Amazing to watch!

I was working in Melbourne that day. I'd just shot the overnight whore out
the door and turned on the TV to watch the morning news. Surreal.

Kadaitcha Man, Loves spam sent to: nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com

Neat. I'll use that on next door's fucking mad dog.

Out of snail bait?

Chocolate laxettes work better.

http://www.transportcafe.co.uk/dogchocolate.html

If the theobromine (a diuretic) doesn't kill the cunt, the senna
purgative will, shortly after Poopsie has made a fucking total mess
of his owner's carpet.

LOL, That'll be like the WTC footage.

Somewhat sad to witness, but fucking Amazing to watch!

Neat. I'll use that on next door's fucking mad dog.

Out of snail bait?

Chocolate laxettes work better.

http://www.transportcafe.co.uk/dogchocolate.html

If the theobromine (a diuretic) doesn't kill the cunt, the senna purgative
will, shortly after Poopsie has made a fucking total mess of his owner's
carpet.

Kadaitcha Man, Loves spam sent to: nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com

El Duderino, <and3w@hotmail.com>, the septic, clinking lecher, and
mangle wringer, maundered:

Cool!
Here's one for you.. http://www.getoffmynuts.com/view.php?id=32
enjoy

Neat. I'll use that on next door's fucking mad dog.

Out of snail bait?

"Charlie Self" <charliediy@aol.com> wrote in message
news:1110654147.589311.192310@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
Adbul (sic) Jackass posts:

www.savetoby.com

Sheeit, man, save the butcher's fee. Rabbits are easy to kill, easy to
peel. Use a fried chicken recipe.


Honestly, some of those recipies sound pretty tasty. I say he should use any
money he DOES get and use that to buy food for Toby to fatten him up really
nice, then chow down.....OR...(getting back on topic), he could by some
python or other REPTILE and feed toby to it.

Uncle Andy, <nospam@fuck--you.com>, the banged-up, fetid bum-bailey, and
person in charge of public toilets in parks at night, advocated:

Kadaitcha Man, Loves spam sent to: nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com



LOL, That'll be like the WTC footage.

Somewhat sad to witness, but fucking Amazing to watch!

I was working in Melbourne that day. I'd just shot the overnight
whore out the door and turned on the TV to watch the morning news.
Surreal.

I was watching it on the late news not long after the first plane hit.
First thing I did was go into the Yahoo! New York chat rooms to....
...errrr...offer my support ;-)

Fuckin' upset a few people that night, thats for sure.

Pah. What's a few thousand dead ameriKKKans, apart from piss-poor
fertiliser?

We've got a new puppy.

Half chihuahua, half dachshund.

Who takes great delight in eviscerating any chew toys
we give him, and eating the stuffing. This isn't good
for his digestion.

He doesn't like the more resistant rubber ones, he likes
the fabric squeaky ones.

Does anyone make fabric seqeaky toys out of Kevlar or some
similar predator-resistant material? When he runs out of
squeaky toys, he starts going after socks, table legs...

On 10 Nov 2005 23:46:46 GMT, mvp@web1.calweb.com (Mike Van Pelt)
wrote:

We've got a new puppy.

Half chihuahua, half dachshund.

Who takes great delight in eviscerating any chew toys
we give him, and eating the stuffing. This isn't good
for his digestion.

Sounds like our Lab/Golden mix. She even ate the kevlar
toys. We have the best luck with Kongs.

Also, keep her busy with lots of exercise. A tired dog
sleeps alot when she may otherwise be chewing : )

In article <mbskn1p4pkua259vgsc0pgc0f86jh34jvr@4ax.com>,
Don S <nomailhere@nomail.com> wrote:
On 10 Nov 2005 23:46:46 GMT, mvp@web1.calweb.com (Mike Van Pelt)
wrote:

We've got a new puppy.

Half chihuahua, half dachshund.

Who takes great delight in eviscerating any chew toys
we give him, and eating the stuffing. This isn't good
for his digestion.

Sounds like our Lab/Golden mix. She even ate the kevlar
toys. We have the best luck with Kongs.

He did chew on the Kong. It disappeared, though... he
may have buried it in the back yard. I think I'll get
another one of those.

Also, keep her busy with lots of exercise. A tired dog
sleeps alot when she may otherwise be chewing : )

A good exercise for him is chasing the laser pointer. Our
Shih Tsu doesn't seem to be able to see that color of red;
she's never reacted in any way to the pointer. The
puppy, though, will race all around the house and yard
trying to catch the spot. (Being careful, of course, not
to shine it in his eyes.)

We've got a new puppy.

Half chihuahua, half dachshund.

Who takes great delight in eviscerating any chew toys
we give him, and eating the stuffing. This isn't good
for his digestion.

He doesn't like the more resistant rubber ones, he likes
the fabric squeaky ones.

Does anyone make fabric seqeaky toys out of Kevlar or some
similar predator-resistant material? When he runs out of
squeaky toys, he starts going after socks, table legs...

--
Tagon: "Where's your sense of adventure?" | Mike Van Pelt
Kevyn: "It died under mysterious circumstances. | mvp at calweb.com
My sense of self-preservation found the body, | KE6BVH
but assures me it has an airtight alibi." (schlockmercenary.com)

HOWEDY ~shady angel~,

~shady angel~ wrote:
Kitty Doodle Dog wrote:

if a dog and cat about similar size get into a dispute, who usually
relents?

There's NEVER a winner.

Do they fight or make peace (or at least distance).

Left to their own devices they'll HURT or KILL each other.

I'm thinking about getting a dog and I don't know if my
cat will like the new intruder.

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Can I trust they will behave when left home alone?

NOT unless they're pupperly handled and trained.

Well I am far from an expert at this but just the other day, I heard
what I thought was two tom cats scrapping it out. To be safe as
my dog has killed a opossum before and has an intrest in the
nieghbours 11 or so cats

You could TRAIN your dog not to attack innocent defenseless dumb
critters.

That's the thing I'm trying to train him that cats are good.

I went out and called him too find scratches all over his nose.

Lucky he didn't lose an eye. Yes I'm lucky one of the neighbours little
kittens (probaly) didn't retch out poor cujo's (20kg dog) easy eyes.

Couldn't find any cat's (good sign) but the next day a cat
sat just infront of the gate where cujo could see it but not
get to it and just stared at him. I think it was getting it's own
back with phycological warfare!

Probably so.

I know this doesn't really answer you question

Not at all. HOWEver, it DOES answer The Amazing Puppy
Wizard's questions as to HOWE you're doin trainin your dogs.

Actualy my dog is coming along nicely He killed a possum while I was inside,

but unless you get a puppy and raise it with cats I think you
are asking for trouble IMO.


THAT'S ABSURD.

Really you know this for a fact apart from the odd occasion?

Good luck.

Dog trainin AIN'T LUCK unless you MAKE IT LUCK.

I just meant in general dick wad!

--
~shady angel~
when one and only one person perceives a certain reality, and
(virtually) all others perceive another, isn't that generally
considered "delusional?"

Yeah.. You and your punk thug coward mental case pals are deluded

It's a quote thick shit

The Amazing Puppy Wizard <{) ; ~ )
Crawl back up the sewer pipe you owzed from.

snips all the bullshit that spewed forth from piss wizz!