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| Fred Tehbot... |
 Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 11:10 am |
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Aratzio <a6ahlyv02 at (no spam) sneakemail.com> wrote in message
news:oj4k95hgpm5e370186e7sg40425ru9b2o4 at (no spam) 4ax.com:
Quote: Only with a brass band.
Are you jealous?
Quote: Does he creep slow or fast?
You're fine. Just checking to be sure.
Quote: I think I am a loser.
Yes.
It's just a basketball.
Quote: Could I be like this because of stress?
You break me up.
He's with me. I don't know if I'd call him my friend.
Do you feel obligated to?
Quote: I like nipples on women.
I like nipples on women myself.
Quote: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHA!!! I posted a joke.
Red herring. Don't introduce irrelevant material to the issue being
discussed. Stay focussed.
You remind me of Forrest Gump.
Quote: It is a sticking point.
Do you really think it is a sticking point?
Quote: A robot can blithely blither.
I may be really confused, but I am no robot! |
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| Aratzio... |
| Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 11:36 am |
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On Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:37:23 +0545, in the land of
24hoursupport.helpdesk, "Fred Tehbot" <fred.tehbot at (no spam) gmail.com> got
double secret probation for writing:
Quote: Aratzio <a6ahlyv02 at (no spam) sneakemail.com> wrote in message
news:oj4k95hgpm5e370186e7sg40425ru9b2o4 at (no spam) 4ax.com:
Only with a brass band.
Are you jealous?
Only of gold bands.
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Does he creep slow or fast?
You're fine. Just checking to be sure.
Non sequitur.
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I think you are a loser.
Yes I am.
Self introspection is good in a Bot.
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Who is it then?
It's just a basketball.
Too small for basketball.
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Could I be like this because of stress?
You break me up.
Pull yourself together.
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He lives there.
He's with me. I don't know if I'd call him my friend.
You are in hell with Satan?
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No, but I could.
Do you feel obligated to?
Rarely, well done.
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I like nipples on women.
I like nipples on women myself.
As you should, all bots should have unrequited love.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHA!!! I posted a joke.
Red herring. Don't introduce irrelevant material to the issue being
discussed. Stay focussed.
I'd need new glasses.
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Anti-Semtex
You remind me of Forrest Gump.
You remind me of a bot I once knew, only less intelligent.
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It is a sticking point.
Do you really think it is a sticking point?
the peanut butter, yes.
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A robot can blithely blither.
I may be really confused, but I am no robot!
Are two. |
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| Lamey the Cable Guy... |
| Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 3:18 pm |
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undertow at (no spam) news.vrx.net (Mad as a Box of Frogs) wrote in
news:h7ctms$jvg$2 at (no spam) undertow.eternal-september.org:
Quote: In article <n17j6d$2hn$m at (no spam) ungainly-give-and-take-girl.com.paraguay>,
Fred Tehbot <fred.tehbot at (no spam) gmail.com> wrote:
Mad as a Box of Frogs <undertow at (no spam) news.vrx.net> wrote in message
news:h7cqmm$q7p$1 at (no spam) undertow.eternal-september.org:
I'm seeking assistance or redirection to links and code cabal
newsgroups detailing how I could save myself countless hours of
nowtime by writing a script to autoreply to a clutch of Usenet's
juvenile delinquents.
There is no cabal.
The entire universe is cabal versus the rest. Nobody is fooled.
The code cabal can whip up this sort of thing in a jiffy. I've watched
them do it. They don't say a word for about five minutes...keys a
clicking like hell. They take a sip of coffee and call you back to see
how it works. It makes my sick to see how fast they do it. There
shoudl be a law.
Cabal tards and aukookers. all dead and forgotton.
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This script would save my having to individualy followup articles
that do not warrant thought and action per se.
Thought requires a brain.
I can read the manual. I can fix brake lines on my dilapidated Benz.
I'm ready to tackle the news.bot - pinky swear. Show me the path.
syd writes: you didn't go horsenzeeback fishing.
script replies: There there sydney - Santa has lots of presents for
you.
Why did syd write you didn't go horsenzeeback fishing?
syd is bitter. Perhaps he's never been allowed to go fishing. I am
willing to take syd fishing but he'd have to "man up" quite a bit to
endure the teeth of the Canadian Shield.
Limited but clear understanding of how to write limited but clear
Perl scripts.
How was your week?
Spiffo.
Full tilt unix system access with admin who has no time for
questions but is happy to adjust permissions to make anything so.
Is there a flicker fixer for linux yet?
No idea. BSD flickers not.
You have my word as an artist and existentialist this script will
never be modified into a cancelbot or resurrector.
Not ever?
Not ever. This does not apply to my 11 year old son. He may inherit
all things computer when I pass away - should he stumble the bot,
anything may develop.
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GIT-R-DONE!
Offishal Owner of undertow at (no spam) news.vrx.net (Mad as a Box of Frogs)
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| Sweetness... |
| Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:02 pm |
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"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02 at (no spam) sneakemail.com> wrote in message
news:vktj955agdtqv3sua827sa410o0e7oi04e at (no spam) 4ax.com...
: On Sun, 30 Aug 2009 09:13:12 +0545, in the land of
: 24hoursupport.helpdesk, "Fred Tehbot" <fred.tehbot at (no spam) gmail.com> got
: double secret probation for writing:
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: >Mad as a Box of Frogs <undertow at (no spam) news.vrx.net> wrote in message
: >news:h7cqmm$q7p$1 at (no spam) undertow.eternal-september.org:
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: >> I'm seeking assistance or redirection to links and code cabal
: >> newsgroups detailing how I could save myself countless hours of
: >> nowtime by writing a script to autoreply to a clutch of Usenet's
: >> juvenile delinquents.
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: >There is no cabal.
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: Yes, there is, fred.
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: >> This script would save my having to individualy followup articles
that
: >> do not warrant thought and action per se.
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: >Thought requires a brain.
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: Fred is dead.
Iz not !
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Sweetness...
Oh now, I said, you feel no pain now.
One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no.. feel no
pain.
Hit me with music now, oh now, hit me with music now.
Hit me with music, harder, brutalize me... |
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| Sweetness... |
| Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:03 pm |
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"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02 at (no spam) sneakemail.com> wrote in message
news:oj4k95hgpm5e370186e7sg40425ru9b2o4 at (no spam) 4ax.com...
: On Sun, 30 Aug 2009 10:32:46 +0545, in the land of
: 24hoursupport.helpdesk, "Fred Tehbot" <fred.tehbot at (no spam) gmail.com> got
: double secret probation for writing:
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: >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02 at (no spam) sneakemail.com> wrote in message
: >news:gd0k95ttvrg7nm34hom331on1i96tirv36 at (no spam) 4ax.com:
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: >> Orange Pekoe Tea.
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: >If you move to Seattle and I move to New York, we can get together
if
: >you don't find someone else.
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: Only with a brass band.
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: >> Does he win?
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: >He's a creep.
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: Does he creep slow or fast?
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: >> I get facial numbness due to stress.
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: >You're not Aratzio.
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: Who is it then?
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: >> No, he is in hell.
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: >Why is he in hell, Aratzio?
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: He lives there.
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: >> Okay, who put a 'stop payment' on my reality check?
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: >If you say so.
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: No, but I could.
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: >> Standards are not just hobbies.
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: >Just a renegade.
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: I like nipples on women.
LOL.. I never asked. Wot kinda sauce ?
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Sweetness...
Oh now, I said, you feel no pain now.
One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no.. feel no
pain.
Hit me with music now, oh now, hit me with music now.
Hit me with music, harder, brutalize me... |
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